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Bill Krystal
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welcome back to our Tool Time Salute (bing rip sound effect, protracted coughing) to Weed
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I was assuming this was the case because it suddenly became available at every liquor store near me
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dm, let’s make this happen, I’m cold calling angel investors
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
wendy really putting her whole ass in the 6 7 drink
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
hes an "aiyeee" bro for sure
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
hung over as shit driving to work and thinking about killing myself when i see me smiling down from a billboard for combination hair loss/erectile dysfunction treatment
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
mufasa to simba on the cliff overlooking cheesecake factory: this is where food comes from
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
whats your point here? did you even read the post? his kid is already servsafe certified
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
bro you are embarrassing me in front of the old chinese women
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM