So, until recently I was skeptical of the notion that Donald Trump, while heavily implicated, was personally involved in having him killed. I’m less & less skeptical.

For what? Be specific! For fish?

Yea? That’s why they call it rule 34.

I’m kidding btw.
(But if you do use a stick, you have to say, “Freeze! This is a stick up!” as you’re doing it).(And if they are difficult to reposition with the stick, you’ve got to yell, Stop Resisting! Stop Resisting! Stop Resisting! I said Stop Resisting!” until you can get them back in).

Exactly! That’s why trees invented sticks!
(The kind shaped like a Y, specifically).

Everything is political. It’s everything. Not everything should be treated as politics, but it’s all political.
Problem is the balance between that which gets the political treatment & that which is spared is most political of all.

I call them inheaven plants, because that’s where I’m sending them.

Hey! At least shit was once food that helped keep you alive. This is vomit.

You better not know where even one of those Bruce’s came from!
Or else!

(& thank you. I feel so seen. This is almost as good as the first time a girl called me Grand Daddy Long-Legs. (That was before she crushed me)).
Yes grand daddy - 2 words. Granddaddy is a complete different animal, luckily.

64

When keepin it real goes wrong

Is that what we’re calling it? His “toe?”

Yea, but the symbolism is on point

Who hired The Honey I Shrunk the Kids dad to work with regular sized kids? Of course his recommendations are gonna be nonsense! Unless your kids are tiny little ant sized bastards or your toddler stands as tall as a 10 story building, you should NOT be listening to this guy. He’s a specialist ffs!

Yes, we must irradiate Silicon Valley, for they are The Chosen. Mark Zuckerburg’s newest chain? Pure, 24 carat cesium-137. For civilization!

Let he without skin inherit the Mars!
Prepare yourselves, my flock. Go forth! X-ray your balls, post-haste!
2026: Year of Ascension is nigh!
Excelsior!