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Bill Clinton

@billclinton.bsky.social

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Parody, father, grandfather, not the 42nd President of the United States.

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 8d

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 12d

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 22d

should bill do locktober?

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 23d

Crazy that Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year, it's gunna be so scary! 😜

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Sep 2

My copy of king of the hill has an ad for robots

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Aug 28

imagine ur a bloon and they tell u ur going out on round 1

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jul 25

Everybody say sausage keep it going

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jun 18

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Aug 21

I'm thinking suicide by cop

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nancy @nancypelosi.bsky.social · Aug 25

i’m running for president

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Feb 8

Maybe later I will

Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Feb 7

I need someone to bite me really hard

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jan 30

I love when pallets come in like this. Had 11 tvs on this bad boy. 86x54

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jan 27

Refound my favorite pic of my dog.

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jan 27

Billionaires should only have $2 I think.

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jan 19

I got lost. I was following some ants and they took me back to their colony for a bit.

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jan 7

please i need to see hank

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jan 6

what streaming service do i need to watch king of the hill?

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jan 3

I killed him with a rock. Also the mcflurry machine was down when I stopped in there earlier today, will a Wendy's frosty work?

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jan 2

Starting off my 2024 lunch picks with mapo tofu. Epic meal epic swag

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jan 2

I wish I could eat floam.

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Jan 1

happy new years everyone :D

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Dec 29

Buddy Holly came on the radio at work I feel like I'm in fortnite!

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Dec 26

Bud in the warehouse we chillin.

Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · Dec 26

I got bar soap and edibles for xmas

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