Can’t believe I’m still making my way through these Christmas cookies
July 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Can’t believe I’m still making my way through these Christmas cookies
Can't figure out how these greeting cards showed up at my campsite.
July 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Can't figure out how these greeting cards showed up at my campsite.
A lady at the pool complimented me on how I applied sunscreen to my wife’s back. She said it wasn’t awkward at all.
July 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A lady at the pool complimented me on how I applied sunscreen to my wife’s back. She said it wasn’t awkward at all.
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Wrote so much in my gratitude journal this weekend I’ve given myself carpal tunnel syndrome. It doesn’t get any worse than this. I’m so sick of gratitude
February 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wrote so much in my gratitude journal this weekend I’ve given myself carpal tunnel syndrome. It doesn’t get any worse than this. I’m so sick of gratitude
Running on my treadmill so fast I look like a blur. The kids came down to my exercise room to ask me a question and they couldn’t even see me. My son asked, “who left the treadmill on?”
February 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Running on my treadmill so fast I look like a blur. The kids came down to my exercise room to ask me a question and they couldn’t even see me. My son asked, “who left the treadmill on?”
Still life with outlet
December 8, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Still life with outlet
Thinking of remaking my whole personality around Breaking Bad. Got a customized license plate that says HSNBERG. Got the hat
December 8, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Thinking of remaking my whole personality around Breaking Bad. Got a customized license plate that says HSNBERG. Got the hat
My boss at the parking ramp said I have to stop selling vitamins out of the trunk of my car. I said, “these vitamins?” and I popped one in my mouth and turned invisible.
December 2, 2024 at 1:08 AM
My boss at the parking ramp said I have to stop selling vitamins out of the trunk of my car. I said, “these vitamins?” and I popped one in my mouth and turned invisible.
I can’t stop buying Christmas pillows
December 1, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I can’t stop buying Christmas pillows