Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife OR kids, laughed my ass off... and went about my day.

We're the hooligans! *bop*

Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation for what you do, you are Satan’s little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show. Seriously, I know the marketing people: ‘There’s gonna be a joke comin' up.’ There’s no fuckin’ joke.

Do you think magic mushrooms growing atop cow shit was an accident? Where do you think the phrase, ‘that’s good shit’ came from? Why do you think Hindus think cows are holy? Holy shit!

Ringo's got a song he wants to sing uhz, something about living in a yellow tambourine or something.

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

They tell us Rock’n’roll is the Devil’s music.
Well, let’s say we know that rock is the devil’s music, and we know that it is, for sure ok? At least he fucking jams!