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Billifer 🇨🇦
@billifer.bsky.social
🇨🇦🇺🇸 living in the 🇺🇸. Dog mom. My ‘clever' posts are so painfully average, they make beige look exciting. I spent a lot of time coming up with this bio. Please no DMs unless I know you. ❤️
Derp says hi!
June 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
May 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Lol 😂
May 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Trump is going to get us all killed.
May 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This guy didn’t mention them once in his Memorial Day message.
May 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Not a single mention of those who died while serving in the U.S. Armed Forces. #MemorialDay2025
May 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Laura Loomer is such a disgusting person. She also steals tweets, like both of these.
May 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
May 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Repost!
May 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Good evening ❤️
May 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This popped up in my Facebook memories from this day in 2020. Feel free to use it however you see fit!
April 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Good morning ☀️
April 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Good Friday mood: nailed it.
April 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Derpy says hello!
April 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Presidency requirements:
✅ Draw a cube
✅ Identify a camel
✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else)
❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation

Truly a flawless system.
April 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This got some MAGAs big mad at me 😂
April 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
April 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
April 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Hello from Derp!
April 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This isn’t a dress rehearsal. This isn’t hypothetical.
The future will ask what we did while it was happening.
Let’s not let the answer be silence.
March 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
March 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I thought it was parody account at first. Nope.
March 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Imagine thinking democracy means that whoever has the most money gets to rewrite the courts.
March 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Derpy’s ready for bed. Goodnight! 😊
March 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM