Billifer 🇨🇦
@billifer.bsky.social
🇨🇦🇺🇸 living in the 🇺🇸. Dog mom. My ‘clever' posts are so painfully average, they make beige look exciting. I spent a lot of time coming up with this bio. Please no DMs unless I know you. ❤️
Trump is going to get us all killed.
May 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Trump is going to get us all killed.
This guy didn’t mention them once in his Memorial Day message.
May 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This guy didn’t mention them once in his Memorial Day message.
Not a single mention of those who died while serving in the U.S. Armed Forces. #MemorialDay2025
May 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Not a single mention of those who died while serving in the U.S. Armed Forces. #MemorialDay2025
Laura Loomer is such a disgusting person. She also steals tweets, like both of these.
May 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Laura Loomer is such a disgusting person. She also steals tweets, like both of these.
This popped up in my Facebook memories from this day in 2020. Feel free to use it however you see fit!
April 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
This popped up in my Facebook memories from this day in 2020. Feel free to use it however you see fit!
Good Friday mood: nailed it.
April 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Good Friday mood: nailed it.
Presidency requirements:
✅ Draw a cube
✅ Identify a camel
✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else)
❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation
Truly a flawless system.
✅ Draw a cube
✅ Identify a camel
✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else)
❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation
Truly a flawless system.
April 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Presidency requirements:
✅ Draw a cube
✅ Identify a camel
✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else)
❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation
Truly a flawless system.
✅ Draw a cube
✅ Identify a camel
✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else)
❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation
Truly a flawless system.
This got some MAGAs big mad at me 😂
April 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This got some MAGAs big mad at me 😂
This isn’t a dress rehearsal. This isn’t hypothetical.
The future will ask what we did while it was happening.
Let’s not let the answer be silence.
The future will ask what we did while it was happening.
Let’s not let the answer be silence.
March 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This isn’t a dress rehearsal. This isn’t hypothetical.
The future will ask what we did while it was happening.
Let’s not let the answer be silence.
The future will ask what we did while it was happening.
Let’s not let the answer be silence.
I thought it was parody account at first. Nope.
March 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I thought it was parody account at first. Nope.
Imagine thinking democracy means that whoever has the most money gets to rewrite the courts.
March 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Imagine thinking democracy means that whoever has the most money gets to rewrite the courts.
Derpy’s ready for bed. Goodnight! 😊
March 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Derpy’s ready for bed. Goodnight! 😊