Plastic Santa Duck
@billionhighways.bsky.social
Just a quiet lil duck paddling around over here out of everyone’s way
Same!!! It’s just some horrible cold that lasts for weeks!
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Same!!! It’s just some horrible cold that lasts for weeks!
Happy birthday!!!!! 🎉
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Happy birthday!!!!! 🎉
Like, AI aside, the tone is so off. A good marketer would understand that people are sad and worried and give them a sweet ad about the magic of the holidays. This ad concept could only work during boom times
December 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Like, AI aside, the tone is so off. A good marketer would understand that people are sad and worried and give them a sweet ad about the magic of the holidays. This ad concept could only work during boom times
Merriam-Webster leans to “rack”: www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/rack...
Rack vs. Wrack
Choosing which one to use can be nerve-racking
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December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Merriam-Webster leans to “rack”: www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/rack...
That would be amazing 🤞
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
That would be amazing 🤞
Holy shit I did not know this! Thank you! www.seriouseats.com/are-bamboo-c...
Why Bamboo Cutting Boards Are Terrible for Your Knives
Here’s why we seriously advise against bamboo cutting boards—and what to buy instead (with tested recommendations).
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December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Holy shit I did not know this! Thank you! www.seriouseats.com/are-bamboo-c...
I’m still so brokenhearted that we didn’t get S3! What a cliffhanger!!!
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m still so brokenhearted that we didn’t get S3! What a cliffhanger!!!
Fucking freaks. Who even makes noose pins, that is so sick
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Fucking freaks. Who even makes noose pins, that is so sick
Also how disingenuous to claim you don’t want to profit while clearly attempting to do exactly that
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Also how disingenuous to claim you don’t want to profit while clearly attempting to do exactly that
It was inevitable, he’s a trust fund baby
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It was inevitable, he’s a trust fund baby
It’s wild how luxurious that feels right now
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
It’s wild how luxurious that feels right now
These are so cute!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
These are so cute!!
Love the focus on this!
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Love the focus on this!
I got caught shoplifting there when I was a teenager but not before I made it very profitable
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I got caught shoplifting there when I was a teenager but not before I made it very profitable
What a waste of 3000 calories
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
What a waste of 3000 calories
Someone once said to me, “You’re the only person I know who puts Joni Mitchell on party playlists.” It was either this or The Last Time I Saw Richard, lol
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Someone once said to me, “You’re the only person I know who puts Joni Mitchell on party playlists.” It was either this or The Last Time I Saw Richard, lol
Right??? It seemed funny when I was a kid, now it’s 🤢
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Right??? It seemed funny when I was a kid, now it’s 🤢
Wow I had no idea he was still alive
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Wow I had no idea he was still alive
I always assumed hoarding was, like, boxes and paper stacked everywhere, but recently learned through unpleasant experience that it’s trash. Sooooo much trash :(
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I always assumed hoarding was, like, boxes and paper stacked everywhere, but recently learned through unpleasant experience that it’s trash. Sooooo much trash :(
They should shift the whole thing up 5 years, anyone born after 1975 was too young for Riot Grrl etc
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They should shift the whole thing up 5 years, anyone born after 1975 was too young for Riot Grrl etc