"English food is completely tasteless."
🏴: "Try this jar of English mustard."
🏴: "Try this jar of English mustard."
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"English food is completely tasteless."
🏴: "Try this jar of English mustard."
🏴: "Try this jar of English mustard."
Maybe Jean-Luc Picard only speaks French, and the reason we hear English is because we're hearing him through a Universal Translator?
September 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Maybe Jean-Luc Picard only speaks French, and the reason we hear English is because we're hearing him through a Universal Translator?
Medieval London Bridge was built as a normal street with houses along it that actual people lived in.
I get why they stopped doing that, but I find the idea of living on a bridge strangely appealing.
I get why they stopped doing that, but I find the idea of living on a bridge strangely appealing.
May 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Medieval London Bridge was built as a normal street with houses along it that actual people lived in.
I get why they stopped doing that, but I find the idea of living on a bridge strangely appealing.
I get why they stopped doing that, but I find the idea of living on a bridge strangely appealing.
April 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Classic Rock Radio Requests! What would you like to hear today?"
"Dedication, please."
"Ah, a Thin Lizzy fan."
"No, Roy Castle."
"Dedication, please."
"Ah, a Thin Lizzy fan."
"No, Roy Castle."
April 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"Classic Rock Radio Requests! What would you like to hear today?"
"Dedication, please."
"Ah, a Thin Lizzy fan."
"No, Roy Castle."
"Dedication, please."
"Ah, a Thin Lizzy fan."
"No, Roy Castle."
Peanuts and coconuts aren't nuts.
Strawberries aren't berries.
Stonehenge isn't a henge.
Who is in charge of naming things?
Strawberries aren't berries.
Stonehenge isn't a henge.
Who is in charge of naming things?
March 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Peanuts and coconuts aren't nuts.
Strawberries aren't berries.
Stonehenge isn't a henge.
Who is in charge of naming things?
Strawberries aren't berries.
Stonehenge isn't a henge.
Who is in charge of naming things?
There are many reasons why I won't be a contestant on Bake Off.
The main one is that they have no air conditioning.
Also, I have absolutely no baking talent. This reason is secondary by a wide margin. If they sorted out the air conditioning I might think about trying out.
The main one is that they have no air conditioning.
Also, I have absolutely no baking talent. This reason is secondary by a wide margin. If they sorted out the air conditioning I might think about trying out.
March 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
There are many reasons why I won't be a contestant on Bake Off.
The main one is that they have no air conditioning.
Also, I have absolutely no baking talent. This reason is secondary by a wide margin. If they sorted out the air conditioning I might think about trying out.
The main one is that they have no air conditioning.
Also, I have absolutely no baking talent. This reason is secondary by a wide margin. If they sorted out the air conditioning I might think about trying out.
@mikehall314.bsky.social
Hi there. May I send you a DM please? We had a conversation on twitter some time ago and I have a follow up.
Hi there. May I send you a DM please? We had a conversation on twitter some time ago and I have a follow up.
March 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
@mikehall314.bsky.social
Hi there. May I send you a DM please? We had a conversation on twitter some time ago and I have a follow up.
Hi there. May I send you a DM please? We had a conversation on twitter some time ago and I have a follow up.
Microwaveable haggis?
January 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Microwaveable haggis?
America! 🎉 🎉 🥳
You've done it! You've banned TikTok! This scourge on society has to be stopped.
Portrait orientated videos are just wrong.
You've done it! You've banned TikTok! This scourge on society has to be stopped.
Portrait orientated videos are just wrong.
January 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
America! 🎉 🎉 🥳
You've done it! You've banned TikTok! This scourge on society has to be stopped.
Portrait orientated videos are just wrong.
You've done it! You've banned TikTok! This scourge on society has to be stopped.
Portrait orientated videos are just wrong.
"Then one night some men of higher standing set a trap. They're not to blame."
They sound like they're to blame.
They sound like they're to blame.
January 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Then one night some men of higher standing set a trap. They're not to blame."
They sound like they're to blame.
They sound like they're to blame.
"Crow delivery, sir "
"What? I didn't order any crows!"
"Are you sure sir? We're Murder For Hire inc."
"Oh yes. Of course. What else could I be calling your company for. I certainly wasn't looking for a hit man."
"What? I didn't order any crows!"
"Are you sure sir? We're Murder For Hire inc."
"Oh yes. Of course. What else could I be calling your company for. I certainly wasn't looking for a hit man."
December 27, 2024 at 5:40 PM
"Crow delivery, sir "
"What? I didn't order any crows!"
"Are you sure sir? We're Murder For Hire inc."
"Oh yes. Of course. What else could I be calling your company for. I certainly wasn't looking for a hit man."
"What? I didn't order any crows!"
"Are you sure sir? We're Murder For Hire inc."
"Oh yes. Of course. What else could I be calling your company for. I certainly wasn't looking for a hit man."
When I first joined Twitter (as was) it seemed like only one person was posting and my feed was just this one guy, even though I was following around ten channels.
It seems like that here. I've followed a handful of channels but one guy posts a lot.
(You know who you are!)
It seems like that here. I've followed a handful of channels but one guy posts a lot.
(You know who you are!)
November 17, 2024 at 3:11 PM
When I first joined Twitter (as was) it seemed like only one person was posting and my feed was just this one guy, even though I was following around ten channels.
It seems like that here. I've followed a handful of channels but one guy posts a lot.
(You know who you are!)
It seems like that here. I've followed a handful of channels but one guy posts a lot.
(You know who you are!)
November 14, 2024 at 12:14 AM