The traveling bard
@billthebard.bsky.social
He/Him, Pan, Keeper of verses throughout the realms
Pinned
Writing a skeet without a plan
Thoughts empty like a void
Always try to rhyme if I can
Sorry if you get annoyed 😔
Thoughts empty like a void
Always try to rhyme if I can
Sorry if you get annoyed 😔
It's already two weeks into 2025, smh my head
January 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
It's already two weeks into 2025, smh my head
Happy new years, I was in the tavern like this last night but alas, no Hobbits came in.
January 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Happy new years, I was in the tavern like this last night but alas, no Hobbits came in.
New years eve is about to hit like a truck
December 31, 2024 at 6:28 PM
New years eve is about to hit like a truck
I have a problem
December 30, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I have a problem
Need a band of bards who all look like this legend
December 29, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Need a band of bards who all look like this legend
Tarot readings have been wild lately
December 28, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Tarot readings have been wild lately
Merry crimbus
December 25, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Merry crimbus
Just hit a Christmas Carol hater going 70mph in my wagon. Such a splendid Christmas eve RN. It ran right up on the road. I love this year so much.
December 24, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Just hit a Christmas Carol hater going 70mph in my wagon. Such a splendid Christmas eve RN. It ran right up on the road. I love this year so much.
I've been tucked into the WoW rabbit hole, it's joever for me 😔
a close up of a green hulk statue with a beard and a glass of wine .
ALT: a close up of a green hulk statue with a beard and a glass of wine .
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December 20, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I've been tucked into the WoW rabbit hole, it's joever for me 😔
Do NOT eat the Steve-O hot sauce. I'm fighting for my life rn
a cartoon character from spongebob is eating a piece of food
ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob is eating a piece of food
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December 15, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Do NOT eat the Steve-O hot sauce. I'm fighting for my life rn
This freeze has only made this more and more true
December 14, 2024 at 7:00 AM
This freeze has only made this more and more true
Side quests have been going on too long lately
December 11, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Side quests have been going on too long lately
A steadfast man
A failed son
Wanderer without a plan
Job is yet to be done
A failed son
Wanderer without a plan
Job is yet to be done
December 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM
A steadfast man
A failed son
Wanderer without a plan
Job is yet to be done
A failed son
Wanderer without a plan
Job is yet to be done
We up smoking that bing pack
December 6, 2024 at 6:16 AM
We up smoking that bing pack
My Spotify wrapped doesn't look right this year
December 4, 2024 at 4:57 PM
My Spotify wrapped doesn't look right this year
Many days gone and passed
Memories fly by with haste
Years gone by too fast
Better to not them go to waste
Memories fly by with haste
Years gone by too fast
Better to not them go to waste
December 3, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Many days gone and passed
Memories fly by with haste
Years gone by too fast
Better to not them go to waste
Memories fly by with haste
Years gone by too fast
Better to not them go to waste
Bones weak and weary
Muscles tired and sore
Head sore, eyes teary
Can't wait to do more
Muscles tired and sore
Head sore, eyes teary
Can't wait to do more
December 2, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Bones weak and weary
Muscles tired and sore
Head sore, eyes teary
Can't wait to do more
Muscles tired and sore
Head sore, eyes teary
Can't wait to do more
Today's gonna suck, I'm not ready to help move an entire house in one day
December 1, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Today's gonna suck, I'm not ready to help move an entire house in one day
Last few days have been busy
My heads been in a tizzy
Surrounded by so much fun
But alas the days done
My heads been in a tizzy
Surrounded by so much fun
But alas the days done
November 30, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Last few days have been busy
My heads been in a tizzy
Surrounded by so much fun
But alas the days done
My heads been in a tizzy
Surrounded by so much fun
But alas the days done
Happy Thanksgiving to all those who celebrate
November 28, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all those who celebrate
I apologize if all I seem to do is complain as of late
Life's been busy, I've been tired from fighting fate.
Life's been busy, I've been tired from fighting fate.
November 26, 2024 at 6:13 AM
I apologize if all I seem to do is complain as of late
Life's been busy, I've been tired from fighting fate.
Life's been busy, I've been tired from fighting fate.
This forsaken land curses me by limiting my speech to just 300 characters, there's so much more to be said but it has to be left unsaid for it wouldn't make sense without the whole of it.
A silly limit
Upon a dimwit
Rant and rage
Forever a cage
Trying to be free
But they limit me
A silly limit
Upon a dimwit
Rant and rage
Forever a cage
Trying to be free
But they limit me
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 AM
This forsaken land curses me by limiting my speech to just 300 characters, there's so much more to be said but it has to be left unsaid for it wouldn't make sense without the whole of it.
A silly limit
Upon a dimwit
Rant and rage
Forever a cage
Trying to be free
But they limit me
A silly limit
Upon a dimwit
Rant and rage
Forever a cage
Trying to be free
But they limit me
Early to rise
Late to bed
Weary eyes
I lay my head
Late to bed
Weary eyes
I lay my head
November 25, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Early to rise
Late to bed
Weary eyes
I lay my head
Late to bed
Weary eyes
I lay my head
In the isle of the dead
Before they rise
You will hear no farewells
No goodbyes
For it is only a matter of time
Before they're summoned
Back to life
By the magical powers of the sea
And the very essence of to be
To be
To be
To be
Before they rise
You will hear no farewells
No goodbyes
For it is only a matter of time
Before they're summoned
Back to life
By the magical powers of the sea
And the very essence of to be
To be
To be
To be
November 25, 2024 at 8:13 AM
In the isle of the dead
Before they rise
You will hear no farewells
No goodbyes
For it is only a matter of time
Before they're summoned
Back to life
By the magical powers of the sea
And the very essence of to be
To be
To be
To be
Before they rise
You will hear no farewells
No goodbyes
For it is only a matter of time
Before they're summoned
Back to life
By the magical powers of the sea
And the very essence of to be
To be
To be
To be