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BREAKING: When secretary of defense, Pete Hegseth said the Iranian nuclear site was “obliterated,“ turns out he may have just been describing himself after five shots and a bottle of whatever this is.
June 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
June 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“Unnamed Source Claims Black Eye Caused by Slap from Reality.”
June 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If Taco Bell doesn't come out with a chicken taco wrapped in a Cheeto-dusted shell, they've missed a HUGE opportunity. 🌮 "Art of the Deal Meal" they tell you it's $20, you say no way then they give it to you for $0.99
May 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Just heard that tariffs are being imposed on Antarctica… because clearly, these penguins have been monopolizing the ice market! Someone tell Trump that their only exports are cuteness and cold vibes! #AntarcticTradeWars
April 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
April 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM