I tend to agree with you - wouldn't surprise me if he tries to beat the posse out of town right now but know for sure if he loses in Norman and misses next year's playoff he's toast.

yes

Heinz 57 is way more ubiquitous in the southern US than A1

Are these stackable or inchoat? Like, if they win an SEC and national championship are they going to owe him 16.75?

idk, these assholes often shoot out tweets declaring actions that they actually have no idea what it takes to carry out. Like, they govern by tweet and it typically doesn't play out as intended.