Billy the Child
@billytc.bsky.social
purveyor of assorted smoky flavors
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Yippee-ki-yay motherfuckers
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Yippee-ki-yay motherfuckers
Bucket list: I've never been to court when I wasn't the defendant.
September 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Bucket list: I've never been to court when I wasn't the defendant.
I used to find the most interesting women in the world effortlessly, but now I don't. To be honest I kinda can't help but blame my wife.
September 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I used to find the most interesting women in the world effortlessly, but now I don't. To be honest I kinda can't help but blame my wife.
I'm like a spark of light in the blackest darkness imaginable.
*belches*
*belches*
September 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm like a spark of light in the blackest darkness imaginable.
*belches*
*belches*
Fun story time. I met Jakob Dylan the summer after senior year at a party I went to with my gf, her best friend and her boyfriend (Jakob's cousin). He was a couple years older but seemed cool. The only problem was he had better clothes than me and a better car. Fuck that douche.
The Wallflowers – One Headlight
YouTube video by Kep Mersens
youtu.be
September 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Fun story time. I met Jakob Dylan the summer after senior year at a party I went to with my gf, her best friend and her boyfriend (Jakob's cousin). He was a couple years older but seemed cool. The only problem was he had better clothes than me and a better car. Fuck that douche.
Oh, I guess we're fighting.
September 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oh, I guess we're fighting.
I look like Animal from the Muppets. There, now you don't need to see a selfie.
August 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I look like Animal from the Muppets. There, now you don't need to see a selfie.
Irregardless of anyone else, logging on.
August 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Irregardless of anyone else, logging on.
I wanted to tell her the sparkles in her eyes were like twin galaxies and the beauty of her face made me wish I was able to immortalize her in sculpture, then I opened my mouth and said I'd like to buy her and her girlfriend matching panties and watch them play slap and tickle in a cheap motel room.
August 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I wanted to tell her the sparkles in her eyes were like twin galaxies and the beauty of her face made me wish I was able to immortalize her in sculpture, then I opened my mouth and said I'd like to buy her and her girlfriend matching panties and watch them play slap and tickle in a cheap motel room.
Hi, my name is Billy and I'm addicted to nicotine, alcohol, and 80's synth-pop.
True (2003 Remaster)
YouTube video by Spandau Ballet - Topic
music.youtube.com
August 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hi, my name is Billy and I'm addicted to nicotine, alcohol, and 80's synth-pop.
I'm back but I'm still gonna do this wrong.
August 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm back but I'm still gonna do this wrong.
I'm starting a cross country trip this morning so if you're on my route and I don't knock on your door in the next few days I apologize in advance.
August 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'm starting a cross country trip this morning so if you're on my route and I don't knock on your door in the next few days I apologize in advance.
Thanks for the followers but I really don't want transactional friends. If you want to be friends talk to me and I'll talk back.
August 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Thanks for the followers but I really don't want transactional friends. If you want to be friends talk to me and I'll talk back.
Face so pretty life went dyslexic and gave her melons.
August 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Face so pretty life went dyslexic and gave her melons.
Let me tell you a story about a boy. A boy with dreams. Most of those dreams were about firetrucks. Sometimes, they were about falling.
August 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Let me tell you a story about a boy. A boy with dreams. Most of those dreams were about firetrucks. Sometimes, they were about falling.
Baby don't come back
You can't blame shit on me
I wasn't wrong
And I prefer to live without you
You can't blame shit on me
I wasn't wrong
And I prefer to live without you
August 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Baby don't come back
You can't blame shit on me
I wasn't wrong
And I prefer to live without you
You can't blame shit on me
I wasn't wrong
And I prefer to live without you
Deleting typos for the lord amen
August 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Deleting typos for the lord amen
Why do I even bother, logging on.
August 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Why do I even bother, logging on.
Seems like we could be friends but you don't want to.
August 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Seems like we could be friends but you don't want to.
You up, baby? I wanna argue about an offhand remark I made watching a local tv news story 9 years ago.
August 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
You up, baby? I wanna argue about an offhand remark I made watching a local tv news story 9 years ago.
I don't like to brag about this but my feet smell like corn chips.
August 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I don't like to brag about this but my feet smell like corn chips.