Ian
@bils.bsky.social
Shy, retiring, wide-awoke, Cotswold-based éminence-grise. Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
Minute by minute, day after day; I think it's over but I just can't get away.
Minute by minute, day after day; I think it's over but I just can't get away.
It's health and safety gone mad!
<high fives self>
<high fives self>
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It's health and safety gone mad!
<high fives self>
<high fives self>
It's the Lexx.
Always the Lexx.
Always the Lexx.
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It's the Lexx.
Always the Lexx.
Always the Lexx.
Damn right. Considering moving house to avoid it. x
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Damn right. Considering moving house to avoid it. x
Reposted by Ian
What's 20 feet tall and smells of oranges?
A giraffacake.
A giraffacake.
October 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
What's 20 feet tall and smells of oranges?
A giraffacake.
A giraffacake.
We called the DOG Indiana...
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
We called the DOG Indiana...
Yeah OK. Whereas I'm not even remotely terrified by that.
October 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Yeah OK. Whereas I'm not even remotely terrified by that.