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Casey Lucas
@bimbo.phd
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game dev / comics editor / author
probably worked on that thing you like
lapsed hockey reporter / aotearoa based

represented by ed wilson @ J&A

these views represent my employers so hard that my boss is actually holding a gun to my head as I type this
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Problematic steez gap
Screenshot of a Reddit post that reads: I (23m) love my partner (23nb) but their gaper gap makes me reconsider our relationship. Should I end it? Both me and my partner are long time ski instructors and love the sport. We have been together for 2 years in an amazing relationship. Skiing together is so fun but there’s one BIG problem. They’re constantly gaping (gap between goggles and helmet), those familiar with the sport know how humiliating it is to be seen with a gaper on the slopes. The weirdest part is they are better than me in a lot of ways (we both still shred) but the gap never leaves. They are so beautiful but every time I look over on the lift and see that forehead peeking out it makes me reconsider everything. How could I be with somebody who has so little steez?????? Should I end it???????
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Sunflowers up None Tree Hill, including some mutated all-red variants further down
A profusion of faded yellow sunflowers grows upon a saturated green hillside, cloudless blue sky above
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Fish tacos, bush walks, and sweaty pints at Piha
This vista showcases the iconic Lion Rock formation at Piha Beach, with swim flags and tiny swimmers standing in reflective, shallow puddles. Fluffy clouds adorn a bluebird sky, waves lapping at the shore, as the Pacific stretches out to the horizon. Tiny beachgoers stand near the crumbling cliffs of a beachy head. Waves roll in, pale grey-blue beneath a bright bluebird sky.
January 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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Turning 38 with my dearest friends in a beautiful place
Misty droplets tumble down a tall three-storey waterfall which is set in thick tropical bush. Surrounded by green palms and moss, the falls lead to a swimming hole that people are eagerly enjoying. Above it all, a bluebird sky is dotted with just enough clouds to provide merciful cover from the sun (Kitekite falls near Piha) Swimming holes abound in this river whose clear water is tinged blue-green. The bush surrounding is thick and wild, people enjoying picnics and lounging where they can
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Can't believe they've got rats on nangs now. Predator free 2050 baby
Displayed against a backdrop of grass, a black and orange device promises that it is an automatic humane rat trap. It is powered by a small silver CO2 canister. A stylishly blurred chicken lurks in the background
January 7, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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Good news: I'm back in Ireland and the good gunk is still growing on all the stuff
This photo depicts a thick-barked log dotted with fungus and shaggy, bright green moss against a backdrop of green winter forest. Soft-furred with shaggy moss, the trunk of this tree wears a delicate chain of ivy, still immature, its leaves small.
December 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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You ever eat half a paper bag and proceed to act like you're dying? Then hork up and be fine as soon as there's cooking happening? No? Just this guy?
A pale orange cat reclines on a plush blanket that is a darker color orange than his fur. He lays on his back with his front paws folded up, dramatic lighting across his pointy little snout. The same cat from the first photo has now rolled over and faces a light source that has tinted his face slightly blue. The soft strands of his fur have been petted down and he's nestled into the blankets and pillows, perfectly goddamn unharmed.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Feel like pure shit just want her back (but also respect anyone who walks away from the apps forever)
Screenshot of a tweet from Twitter user salivasisters that says the following: it Is perfectly legal to allow Fictional men to make Out sloppy style within the Confines of your brain While you sit in the metaphysical "fujoshi Cuck chair" of the mind palace
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Local lttle guy hiding
A tiny garden spider hides in the recesses of a curved rose petal, legs peeking out. Dew is gathered in the rose's recesses, its petals a pleasing gradient from yellow to pink to white
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Anyone else unable to look at the Jawbone of St Anthony without seeing a liddle face because of the reflections on his liddle glass faceplate
This gold relic purports to hold the jawbone of Saint Anthony, a real human jawbone in case in a gilt mask and headdress. A glass face plate protects the jawbone and the reflection of light upon it kind of looks like two cute little eyes. The poster has helpfully colored in a close-up to further emphasize the cartoonish face
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Springtime harness time can begin again
An orange cat sits among some grass and nettles and weeds, staring off toward something out of frame, his eyes sunlit and luminous. Dappled sunlight strikes the foliage, rendering it various shades of green
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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This looks like a white girl Instagram shot that he took himself
Eyes and fur aglow in the sunlight, an orange cat reclines atop an umber fleece blanket. He stares off into the distance, surrounded by velvet and brocade furniture and the leaves of a big philodendron
October 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Glad to hear it, feat. Hector
An orange cat lies on his back on a quilted seafoam green duvet. One of his ears is flopped over and he stares at the camera with golden eyes
October 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I am once again asking you all to play PROXIMATE
A blonde woman stands outside a booth covered in green pixel art MRIs of human skulls. The booth says the word PROXIMATE in red text, advertising the video game. People mill about in the background
October 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Perdido Street Station mentioned 😎
A woman gives a talk before a large audience with a slide that says that stupid but charming characters are Alive, Absurd, and not Annoying.
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Incredible auto-generated calendar invite from Yahoo Fantasy Hockey. Thank you for this reminder of my league's draft, on the wrong day, in the wrong time zone, called "your"
A screenshot of a Google calendar event whose title is simply the word "your"
October 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Good morning, Hector
This photograph depicts an orange cat peeking over the knee of a person in bed. The walls behind the cat are deep green and there are three prints of classical Greek art in pink tones on the wall. The cat peeks over a pale green duvet, regarding the photographer with luminous amber eyes.
October 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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The moss in this country is fucking me up
Tiny sprigs of moss in variegated shades adorn this craggy rock in so thick a carpet you can hardly see the stone beneath. A few petite ferns sprout up from this carpet of shaggy green moss upon a boulder.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Learning so much from Irish toilet signs
A sign on a public toilet in Ireland informing the viewer that this bathroom is for women and squirrels. A sign on an Irish public toilet featuring icons that inform you to avoid doing handstands, balancing, or squatting upon the toilet.
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Doing my fav thing in Tofino (flying on a seaplane that is old)
The view out a tiny aircraft window that shows some beautiful islands covered in shaggy evergreens and a sapphire blue sea. Blue sky peeks through the clouds and the underside of the wing strut advertises Tofino Air. An orange stripe adorns this 1950s era De Havilland seaplane, which is parked on the water.
September 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Is Iasabelle Adjani in Possession possibly the hottest a woman has ever been? Would I probably get murdered if I were in a genre film? Yes on both counts
Isabelle Adjani in Possession. A woman with dark hair and large, expressive eyes stares off into the distance. Her lips form a slight moue and her eyes are fringed by dark lashes and framed by thick, dark eyebrows. She wears a bandage around her throat.
August 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Eddie she was so soft 😭😭😭 and made the 'happy cat getting pet' face 😭😭😭
A pale barn owl nuzzles into a man's finger as he gives her a stroke. She sits calmly on his falconry glove, limned in sunlight on a bright cheery day.
August 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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What, like this?
A pale barn owl perches on a woman's falconry glove, looking somehow pleased with itself.
August 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Lol been so intermittently online this year that it occurs to me I don't think I actually shared any of my photos from Ireland. Please accept this very soft apology owl
August 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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WEAPONS and CHICKEN with @itsjackal.bsky.social today, taking a sunset stroll through this lovely city en route home. Been a little checked out from the ol offline recently and it's been good for the brain chemicals
A distant bus and some cars idle, tail lights aglow, on a chill downtown street at sunset. Above, the sky is a gradient from periwinkle to brilliant orange-pink A croissant filled with chocolate mousse and strawberry slices sits enticingly on a wee plate
August 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM