Bimbo Deeznuts
@bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social
the internet was a mistake
This dumb motherfucker thinks Norway is Denmark?
January 19, 2026 at 6:44 AM
This dumb motherfucker thinks Norway is Denmark?
Wondermark’s evergreen internet read stays relevant yet again
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Wondermark’s evergreen internet read stays relevant yet again
Kinda like that “average faces of the world” thing that was going around a few years ago
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Kinda like that “average faces of the world” thing that was going around a few years ago
Okay but I can at least acknowledge that this text chain had me laughing my ass off
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Okay but I can at least acknowledge that this text chain had me laughing my ass off
I think the best we’ll get is the mountain dew verification can.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I think the best we’ll get is the mountain dew verification can.
I wonder if they have him seated (or leaning on doorframes) for these press conferences is because if he’s standing, he looks like a centaur who’s had the horse half surgically removed?
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I wonder if they have him seated (or leaning on doorframes) for these press conferences is because if he’s standing, he looks like a centaur who’s had the horse half surgically removed?
The article is paywalled but his name is Jack Simmons of Playhouse Media... it’s a shame he’s taking jobs from good hardworking Photoshop artists like me.
www.linkedin.com/in/jack-c-si...
www.linkedin.com/in/jack-c-si...
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The article is paywalled but his name is Jack Simmons of Playhouse Media... it’s a shame he’s taking jobs from good hardworking Photoshop artists like me.
www.linkedin.com/in/jack-c-si...
www.linkedin.com/in/jack-c-si...
Did what I could on the phone settings to make this more legible
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Did what I could on the phone settings to make this more legible
One of the most frustrating things about this whole administration (and corporate culture in general) is how *crushingly ignorant* people manage to get in positions of power or extreme wealth.
It’s like watching a misspelled Walmart birthday cake win a Michelin star.
It’s like watching a misspelled Walmart birthday cake win a Michelin star.
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
One of the most frustrating things about this whole administration (and corporate culture in general) is how *crushingly ignorant* people manage to get in positions of power or extreme wealth.
It’s like watching a misspelled Walmart birthday cake win a Michelin star.
It’s like watching a misspelled Walmart birthday cake win a Michelin star.
This is my favourite video on the subject
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is my favourite video on the subject
Any protest veteran can tell you stories of the rando Johnny Notacop (with his pristine backwards ballcap and pressed jeans) sauntering up to groups of peaceful protestors trying to stir the shit
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Any protest veteran can tell you stories of the rando Johnny Notacop (with his pristine backwards ballcap and pressed jeans) sauntering up to groups of peaceful protestors trying to stir the shit
No. This conversation has run it’s course - have a day, ta ta.
October 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
No. This conversation has run it’s course - have a day, ta ta.
Sorry, big man says move on
September 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sorry, big man says move on
Nah, he was just quoting the Christchurch shooter
September 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Nah, he was just quoting the Christchurch shooter
Because it was on /pol/
That’s their intel… I’ve been watching the speculation posts pop up, and then after that the news breaks.
That’s their intel… I’ve been watching the speculation posts pop up, and then after that the news breaks.
September 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Because it was on /pol/
That’s their intel… I’ve been watching the speculation posts pop up, and then after that the news breaks.
That’s their intel… I’ve been watching the speculation posts pop up, and then after that the news breaks.
We’re done here, shuffle back into your troll shed
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
We’re done here, shuffle back into your troll shed
Before I commit my finances to your cause, I need to know what your stance is on how a dog wears trousers
August 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Before I commit my finances to your cause, I need to know what your stance is on how a dog wears trousers