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never been as excited for my period to start as i am today bc it means i can finally start my birth control which if it all works out will maybe fix me
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
never been as excited for my period to start as i am today bc it means i can finally start my birth control which if it all works out will maybe fix me
i think it's kinda weird when someone is going on dates and is like "i'm not interested in platonic connects bc i have plenty of friends" ???? ok. ur only interested if we can fuck?? met half my friends by going on dates and then being like "that's a friend"
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i think it's kinda weird when someone is going on dates and is like "i'm not interested in platonic connects bc i have plenty of friends" ???? ok. ur only interested if we can fuck?? met half my friends by going on dates and then being like "that's a friend"
went into signal records today (trying to find a record for my situationship for christmas) and i gotta say i don't like when men are working at record stores
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
went into signal records today (trying to find a record for my situationship for christmas) and i gotta say i don't like when men are working at record stores
want to take a bath but i do not want to be wet
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
want to take a bath but i do not want to be wet
have tried to schedule a couple of different dates with new people and they all keep flaking!!!! and none of them are my unrequited crush anyway so it doesn't even matter bc i keep thinking of that person so i have decided to give up on dating again. (-: 2026 is for being single
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
have tried to schedule a couple of different dates with new people and they all keep flaking!!!! and none of them are my unrequited crush anyway so it doesn't even matter bc i keep thinking of that person so i have decided to give up on dating again. (-: 2026 is for being single
becoming besties with a patient who works at enfuse medspa do you think they have friends and family discounts
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
becoming besties with a patient who works at enfuse medspa do you think they have friends and family discounts
there's a guy i went to high school with you sends me and random amount of money every year on my birthday and we don't rly ever talk and he has a long term gf and every year i wonder why he does it and if he'll do it again
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
there's a guy i went to high school with you sends me and random amount of money every year on my birthday and we don't rly ever talk and he has a long term gf and every year i wonder why he does it and if he'll do it again
about to do a suture scene and i'm kinda scared ngl
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
about to do a suture scene and i'm kinda scared ngl
lied to everyone on feeld by not proofreading bio and indicated i was an impact/fisting top and i don't think i can recover from that actually
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
lied to everyone on feeld by not proofreading bio and indicated i was an impact/fisting top and i don't think i can recover from that actually
remembering last year when i was dating two capricorns at the same time so my birthday was the 4th, gfs was the 6th and bfs was the 10th
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
remembering last year when i was dating two capricorns at the same time so my birthday was the 4th, gfs was the 6th and bfs was the 10th
yeah i am listening to audiobooks and making paper snowflakes and wearing my little slippers and drinking tea and eating soup and planning a cooke decorating party like a sweet little grandma
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
yeah i am listening to audiobooks and making paper snowflakes and wearing my little slippers and drinking tea and eating soup and planning a cooke decorating party like a sweet little grandma
tried to schedule dates with some new people but they both cancelled on me so i will actually not be branching out
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
tried to schedule dates with some new people but they both cancelled on me so i will actually not be branching out
sometimes the people above me do such stupid idiotic stuff that i am just so shocked that this company is still operating like they cannot do basic math
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
sometimes the people above me do such stupid idiotic stuff that i am just so shocked that this company is still operating like they cannot do basic math
in 2025 i've only had sex with three new people. record low. but there is still time....::
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
in 2025 i've only had sex with three new people. record low. but there is still time....::
hooked up with someone on grindr without even seeing their face beforehand and i was really nervous but it was nice and fun huge W
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
hooked up with someone on grindr without even seeing their face beforehand and i was really nervous but it was nice and fun huge W
scheduled my first ever grindr hookup for tomorrow with some random person that lives really close to me
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
scheduled my first ever grindr hookup for tomorrow with some random person that lives really close to me
forever sad that this very hot indie sleaze artsy girl from high school years later admitted to having a crush on me and wishing that i had been her prom date instead of some rando guy and now she lives on some farm commune outside of portland and doesn't ever use social media
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
forever sad that this very hot indie sleaze artsy girl from high school years later admitted to having a crush on me and wishing that i had been her prom date instead of some rando guy and now she lives on some farm commune outside of portland and doesn't ever use social media
getting better at asking for and communicating what i want and need out of relationships and often!!! it means that i get what i want and need. and everyone is happy!!! that's crazy!!!
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
getting better at asking for and communicating what i want and need out of relationships and often!!! it means that i get what i want and need. and everyone is happy!!! that's crazy!!!
watched one of these almost ran right into someone crossing the street the other day
I can't wait to beat the shit out of one of the sidewalk delivery robots the first time I catch one of them when I'm out wearing a balaclava. I'm going to kidnap and torture it in my living room
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
watched one of these almost ran right into someone crossing the street the other day
kissed for the first time with my new lip piercing that have had for literally one week lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
kissed for the first time with my new lip piercing that have had for literally one week lol
haven't even taken a full deep dive into all the footage yet but still
thinkin about this it's crazy when u get to make ur fantasies real
thinkin about this it's crazy when u get to make ur fantasies real
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
haven't even taken a full deep dive into all the footage yet but still
thinkin about this it's crazy when u get to make ur fantasies real
thinkin about this it's crazy when u get to make ur fantasies real
should i spontaneously get my lip pierced ?
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
should i spontaneously get my lip pierced ?
multiple patients calling me this week being like "i didn't want to pay that much $$$" for things they already paid for. ...... and i'm like ok i didn't MAKE you tho.::::....... but i get there are some power dynamics that i have that maybe they feel pressured but im not trying to!!! i hate job
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
multiple patients calling me this week being like "i didn't want to pay that much $$$" for things they already paid for. ...... and i'm like ok i didn't MAKE you tho.::::....... but i get there are some power dynamics that i have that maybe they feel pressured but im not trying to!!! i hate job
does anyone wanna fall in love with me this winter to help me from falling into the winter pit of despair?
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
does anyone wanna fall in love with me this winter to help me from falling into the winter pit of despair?