That trailer is huge! (for a trailer)

-- Mass Effect

You are writing a Markdown parser? That's brave/foolish/embracing the chaos

I would call a small dog Sheru though

Take care of your 12" rulers, they aren't making them any longer

Not saying everything is fine under European human rights laws, but at least the bad stuff is illegal and eventually something may happen.

His torture and imprisonment (kidnap, really) are apparently fine under the constitution, since nothing has happened for TWENTY YEARS.

The only Good Golf is Crazy Golf

A twist: my wife is from the USA and has never heard it called dressing, so maybe it’s regional or a new thing?

Vegan, so nothing to stuff, cook it as balls or in small baking dish, I call it stuffing.

I’ve enjoyed it (very good, dramatic audiobooks, Michael Sheen is great) but after 1000ish pages with foreshadowing and setup I kind of expected more at the end. It just feels very rushed and missing parts.

No, that seems to be it. Apparently there was a different ending originally but the publisher demanded a rewrite.

Many years ago I fell flat on my back in snowy weather, just as a whole group of primary school kids and a parent or teacher walked past. Fortunately no swears happened, but I wailed “OH! This is so undignified!“ in a voice that sounded too much like C3PO as I lay there.

I can't work out what the disc things are in the top right (other than slop) - if it's pan, what's the wire? Has it combined cooking and a record player arm?