Surely that's a Bough though not a Boff??

Shoplifting seems like a victimless crime right but actually, your petty thieving could deprive local people of jobs if a store is closed due to poor performance. Margins, even in giant retail operations are incredibly tight, ruining people's lives just because you want attention makes you a twat

Cold sweating as I dwell in my cell..

I wasn't with it but just that very minute, occurred to me, the suckers have authority

He opened and read it... It said they were suckers

My Sharona??

Rapidly, I'm like an episode of one foot in the fucking grave man!

Found 2 pairs on my head the other day...had perfect vision about 18 months ago, now spend half my life peering over the top of my glasses at people

Led by donkeys killing it