Zayn Gregory
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Zayn Gregory
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Fleeing the American century of humiliation

🇺🇸 Detroit
🇲🇾 Kuching
🌱Zone13
Who's up for an exuberant floral display 🌱
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They may look like identical products but the _malay_ black garlic will treat asthma gout and diabetes, burn fat, cure your hemorrhoids and most importantly: put a tiger in your trousers iykwim. I don't why we bothered to buy the English one at all!
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The only English on Irish violence I support
October 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Malaysian beat make your booty go
October 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The Malaysian vibe is unstoppable, dictators the world over fall to its spell
October 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
See, in rising Asia, authoritarian strongman *builds* white house, whereas
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
25 years in Malaysia and I'm still like
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hard it is to work the loom,
Through the warp the shuttle plies;
Hard it is my love to woo,
Like a dove away she flies.

My translation of the Malay pantun:
September 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Breakfast of Juaras:
1. Slice of toast
2. *Sambal tempoyak*
3. Poached egg
🍽️
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I hope you poor bastards have enough fermented shrimp paste stockpiled because you won't be getting any more from me
August 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'd been meaning to send some choice perfumes to my homie in Chicago. I didn't realize it was a race against time till the unilateral withdrawal of the United States from the civilized world
August 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Baru beli measuring cup satu set. 3/4 cup ada, 2/3 cup pun ada. Sangat leng-cup, you might say
August 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Seeds upon the wind may flee,
To where they can grow greener;
Hamba Allah dirahmati,
Walau orang menghina.

#pantun #dwibahasa
July 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Climbing Jabal an-Nur I meet Hamza from Minnesota! I said heyyy you're the first American I've met on this trip! He goes huh, well you're the second Detroiter I've met this morning
July 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
"there's always the one guy worried if he'll look good with his head shaved. Bro you don't look that good with your hair on"
- our ustaz, the comedian
July 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Pity the boat that is missing its rudder,
Where it may sail to, no one can say;
The one who I love has gone to another,
Who can I cry to when feeling this way.

my translation of the Malay pantun:
July 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Happy belated Gawai, everyone
June 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Orang sanggup parking lebih jauh demi mendapat sedikit tempat teduh. Teduhan adalah komoditi yang berharga!
May 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
These guys cut down nearly every tree I plant but when it's time to take a break where do they sit? Where do they sit?!?!
May 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I found the guy
May 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Proof that monitor lizards are not afraid of otter animals
May 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
The residential architecture of Vietnam is so tender I want to cry. Find me an american home that would sacrifice 20% of the total volume so little kids can have a magical dreamworld
May 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I think I've waved a final goodbye to like five other people's daughters by now but maaaaybe that's my girl still in line
April 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Eid Mubarak, BlueSky
March 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It's not Hari Raya till the lemang hits the dinner table 🍽️. Eid Mubarak everyone!
March 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM