I never want to hear you say "I am Anne Hathaway"

Me as a hobbit: "I gotta stop looking at my phial of light from Eärendil before bed."

Cardinals: All he kept saying was
"Eat, sleep, conclave, repeat"

I wonder if Pope Francis said: "this guy is from Chicago, go make him bishop of Chicago"
And then it was like "ok boss I made him bishop of Chiclayo, Peru, like you said"