lis gallant
@bipedalmeatbag.bsky.social
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Bipedal meatbag. Professor of volcano stuff on the Island of Hawai‘i.
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This friend, scolopendra subspinipes, packs a spicy bite. This one was about 5in (12.7cm) long and hanging around the outside of my lab today.
A big fuck off centipede that is black bodied with red legs. The same fuck off centipede with a stick for scale.
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Is this any different than early stage? If so, it appears I am on the accelerated path…
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I don’t suspect this is the mechanism of formation for this particular unit, based on having watched a lot of lava flows emplace.
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So much fun filming episode 83 of Every Rock Has A Story with amazing Kama Poepoe at Kīlauea yesterday!!! Hear what makes this volcano so special and how Kama is studying its innermost secrets!

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Find out how magma moves inside and outside a volcano!
YouTube video by Ethan Baxter's "Every Rock Has A Story"
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After I asked him a few times and he pretended not to hear me, I gave him the option of moving one last time or getting poked with a size 2 (I knit when I fly). Turns out his hearing was miraculously restored at that moment.
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I must have sat next to one of his relatives on a different flight…
A man’s leg aggressively encroaching upon my space
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Yesterday I was reminded of the existence of Jai Alai! If you aren’t familiar, it’s a Basque game (I learned this today) that was popular in the 70’s and 80’s in Florida, Baja California, and New England. My dad used to play and was a menace on the fronton.

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“The Basque Game in Town”: The Heyday of Jai Alai in Connecticut - Connecticut History | a CTHumanities Project
Organized jai alai came to Connecticut in the 1970s, but charges of corruption soon brought the sport to an end in the Nutmeg State.
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This is actually true for plantains. If you’ve never had maduros you should rectify that.
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Filming new episodes of Every Rock Has A Story on Hawaii! This place is amazing… so many stories to tell!!

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This Mauna Loa lava flow took out the road!
YouTube video by Ethan Baxter's "Every Rock Has A Story"
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I will say that I am a co-author on a lot of other things, but again, my issue is with the manufactured urgency of the pace of publication. Not everyone has a schedule that can accommodate a fast pace for every step of the process.
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I’m at a small PUI and I’m lucky if I have a 1 first author pub a year. I’ve edited 9 papers this year, reviewed an additional 6, and also do a bunch of internal reviewing as a USGS volunteer. My job doesn’t require this level, I do it because it’s important. I’m not the problem in this equation.
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My beef is with the top down demand that things move quickly for journal metrics on speed. FWIW, I have edited and reviewed A LOT more than I have published. As an editor, I’d always rather have a good review than a fast review. If the lead author is an ECR, I try to move it more quickly if I can.
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Does anyone have a recommendation for a textbook that could be used for both mineralogy and ig/met petrology courses? I’m trying to reduce the number of books my students need to purchase and have found that hard copies work better for them than online-only options.
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I’ve had lots of trial and error with the same subject.
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Is that with a cell phone? A small tripod when shooting in the dark really covers a lot of sins when it comes to equipment.
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If journals want me to give a shit about their time to publication metric, they can pay my ass to edit/review and offer an incentive to publish with them. People who get my effort for free don’t get to make demands on timeliness.
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Right? Anything more than a weird cough involves a specialist visit to Oahu.
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Within normal parameters. This is the 34th episode of an ongoing eruption at the summit of Kīlauea.
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I much prefer lava over rotten eggs or a blown head gasket, and so you make the positive association and that goes a long way.
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Depends, but sometimes a deep, sulfur like rotten eggs, other times like the acrid sweetness of a blown head gasket on a car, often a combination of the two.
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Depends on the wind direction. Today I couldn’t, but I often can at my house if the winds are blowing differently.
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Episode 34 of the ongoing eruption of #Kīlauea
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Woke up and looked out my window, insomnia has its perks. Episode 34 is here after several days of overflow cycles. #Kīlauea
An orange lava fountain A glowing evening sky in orange against a silhouette of trees.
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YES! THIS on GenAI!

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