mal waldron burner
@biphetamineglasses.bsky.social
charter member: east coast regional brain fog association
she thinks she’s really a bitch or something, but she’s not
January 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
she thinks she’s really a bitch or something, but she’s not
i think i’m suffering from hawaii withdrawal
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
i think i’m suffering from hawaii withdrawal
i’m not a 70 dollar shirt man, i’m a 7 dollar shirt man
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
i’m not a 70 dollar shirt man, i’m a 7 dollar shirt man
i am 3/4 rod wave
January 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
i am 3/4 rod wave
everyone’s hanging out eating bread and stuff
January 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
everyone’s hanging out eating bread and stuff
i don’t see myself. i got invisible man syndrome
January 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
i don’t see myself. i got invisible man syndrome
she wrote a fake lawyer’s check for 250,000 and nobody ever caught her!
December 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
she wrote a fake lawyer’s check for 250,000 and nobody ever caught her!
schrödinger’s consent or schroeder’s box who u got
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
schrödinger’s consent or schroeder’s box who u got
20 year old 86th st sex robot
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
20 year old 86th st sex robot
spicy village sleep paralysis
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
spicy village sleep paralysis
i would break veganism to eat radiator eggs
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i would break veganism to eat radiator eggs
ghetto blasting plantasia
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ghetto blasting plantasia
i’d take organized crime over the government any day
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i’d take organized crime over the government any day
having a pavlovian reaction to white castle
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
having a pavlovian reaction to white castle
i’m not gonna kill him, i’m multitasking!
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i’m not gonna kill him, i’m multitasking!
for your gift you can slowly kill a living organism
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
for your gift you can slowly kill a living organism
it’s not like anybody born after 2005 knows what a penny is anyways
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
it’s not like anybody born after 2005 knows what a penny is anyways
called in a prescription to the brill building
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
called in a prescription to the brill building
i talk in nesting dolls
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i talk in nesting dolls
beef meater gin, now with chunks of sirloin
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
beef meater gin, now with chunks of sirloin
HEY BUDDY TATE IS A PERFECT IMPROVISER FUCK EVERYONE ELSE THAT HAS EVER TRIED PLAYONG MUSIC
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
HEY BUDDY TATE IS A PERFECT IMPROVISER FUCK EVERYONE ELSE THAT HAS EVER TRIED PLAYONG MUSIC
can we go back to 1984 and make a movie where rodney dangerfield survives the rapture
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
can we go back to 1984 and make a movie where rodney dangerfield survives the rapture
i’m half asleep thinking about split level housing
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i’m half asleep thinking about split level housing
UP ON THESE CANTORNOS HOURS FR IRL NO CAP
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
UP ON THESE CANTORNOS HOURS FR IRL NO CAP
what’s he gonna do, shoot me through the internet?
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
what’s he gonna do, shoot me through the internet?