bippitea.bsky.social
@bippitea.bsky.social
Sinking back into insane "Hero units dumb down strategy" discourse like a warm bath
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
This happened to me last month but with pillows I ordered before Christmas. The originals arrived a week after the replacement ones
February 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
It was for wizards instead of clerics, but remembering how AD&D Ravenloft specifically lore'd that "THE MOONS OF KRYNN HAVE NO POWER HERE. GET FUCKED CUCKS, RAISTLIN MAJERE CAN SUCK A FAT ONE"
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Primer, matte, or glossy?
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Every VHS rental place I've been to was 90% exploitation films by mass, so nah

Shoutouts to my local "The Movie Hut" accidentally putting 2005's "Pirates" next to Disney's Pirate movie
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 AM
There is only one river
February 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Zabo Soultaker top 10 battleyaoicryptids
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
BEST EPISODE BEST EPISODE GOATED GOATED GOATED
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
My brain took the turn of someone forcing a woman/femme man to drink double bourbons and mow their lawn while they watch

Which is a LITTLE hot, I guess, could be a trail to follow some day, but no yeah probably not what anyone else is going for when they say "forcemasc"
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Demoted to "Person Man"

Lives his live in a garbage can
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I'm terrible at math, if they're charging 50% per sub more and then made 95% of the revenue wouldn't that mean they lost like a third of their subscribers? Cuz if subscribers stayed the same after the mid-year price hike, it'd be about 125% of what they made the year before?

That's a lot of subs!
January 29, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Like extreme fetishes Worse or "slipping around in Kitten Mittens and sobbing" Worse? The second also being a fetish, of course
a man is sitting on a couch with a cat and the words " kitten mittens " written on the screen
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with a cat and the words " kitten mittens " written on the screen
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The vision is coming together
January 22, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Huge strides in the "My boss is a hot alcoholic" subgenre lately
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 AM
*reading this as I get in bed for a nap*
a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen
ALT: a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
See you just flabbergasted me, I already forgot about the game awards and thought CrunchyRoll was making terrible games now
January 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
And what if... man big... but woman... bigger???
January 13, 2026 at 10:25 AM
And cute too!
January 13, 2026 at 10:22 AM
I'm not a fig guy but NGL having alt parts for "barefoot and pregnant" mode goes hard, damn, where's "Armored Core but you're kitting out a bunny girl" that doujin game's gotta exist
January 13, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Ulthwe Eldar with Harlequins, first thought
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 AM
January 11, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Read it in this voice
January 10, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Going from GOMAD to OMAD, huh?
January 10, 2026 at 6:47 AM
You just led me on a small journey to the question "Was Dio Brando a brat who needed correction?" and I think the answer's "yes"

So, yes, I believe you can do that
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM