brian o’neill
@biranonell.bsky.social
you know, whattaya gonna do?
I will win the New Yorker caption contest
August 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I will win the New Yorker caption contest
to the tune of “the beautiful people”: THE KIA SORENTO, THE KIA SORENTO
July 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
to the tune of “the beautiful people”: THE KIA SORENTO, THE KIA SORENTO
Strategically, we’re looking for consumers to COME TO DADDY.
June 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Strategically, we’re looking for consumers to COME TO DADDY.
computer, generate old zendaya please
April 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
computer, generate old zendaya please
seasoned coffee recipe:
1. reheat kielbasa in microwave until fragrant
2. remove kielbasa* and place coffee in microwave
3. reheat coffee to your preferred coffee temperature
4. as always, enjoy! ☕️
*kielbasa may be substituted for salmon, scallops, or fettuccine alfredo
1. reheat kielbasa in microwave until fragrant
2. remove kielbasa* and place coffee in microwave
3. reheat coffee to your preferred coffee temperature
4. as always, enjoy! ☕️
*kielbasa may be substituted for salmon, scallops, or fettuccine alfredo
March 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
seasoned coffee recipe:
1. reheat kielbasa in microwave until fragrant
2. remove kielbasa* and place coffee in microwave
3. reheat coffee to your preferred coffee temperature
4. as always, enjoy! ☕️
*kielbasa may be substituted for salmon, scallops, or fettuccine alfredo
1. reheat kielbasa in microwave until fragrant
2. remove kielbasa* and place coffee in microwave
3. reheat coffee to your preferred coffee temperature
4. as always, enjoy! ☕️
*kielbasa may be substituted for salmon, scallops, or fettuccine alfredo
red bellied woodpecker on the feeder out back let’s goooooooooooooooo
March 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
red bellied woodpecker on the feeder out back let’s goooooooooooooooo
I was using discord to plan a drone strike on the payless shoes by my house but added one of the shift managers by accident. now I got egg on my face
March 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I was using discord to plan a drone strike on the payless shoes by my house but added one of the shift managers by accident. now I got egg on my face
red hariso,n foerd
February 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
red hariso,n foerd
DAVID LYNCH VOICE: I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
DAVID LYNCH VOICE: I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
O N M Y W A Y N O W
January 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
O N M Y W A Y N O W
I hope someone burped JD Vance before the inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I hope someone burped JD Vance before the inauguration
naming my son Killtony
January 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
naming my son Killtony
woke up out of a dead sleep to write this one down
December 14, 2024 at 6:35 AM
woke up out of a dead sleep to write this one down
who up driving they cyber truck into a lake
December 5, 2023 at 8:29 PM
who up driving they cyber truck into a lake
I will win the New Yorker caption contest
November 7, 2023 at 6:46 PM
I will win the New Yorker caption contest
are sleep masks steampunk?
August 9, 2023 at 5:54 PM
are sleep masks steampunk?
Good morning, captain! Tap along to all the hits from America’s favorite quarry boys with the officially licensed Slint drum practice pad! Available now!
August 8, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Good morning, captain! Tap along to all the hits from America’s favorite quarry boys with the officially licensed Slint drum practice pad! Available now!
treating myself to the hot potato chips that hurt me
August 7, 2023 at 8:29 PM
treating myself to the hot potato chips that hurt me
I’m proud to announce that this is now the official bluesky account for MANSCAPED
July 24, 2023 at 5:59 PM
I’m proud to announce that this is now the official bluesky account for MANSCAPED