Bird Blanket
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"Can we cuddle soon?" He asked over an hour into a full on cuddle sesh
December 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"Can we cuddle soon?" He asked over an hour into a full on cuddle sesh
So nobody knows "lylas" anymore? We have strayed so far from god's light
December 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
So nobody knows "lylas" anymore? We have strayed so far from god's light
Technology is amazing bc I used the word "discernible" and now my phone thinks that's the only d word I know or would literally ever use. Yas queen work ai we love you diva
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Technology is amazing bc I used the word "discernible" and now my phone thinks that's the only d word I know or would literally ever use. Yas queen work ai we love you diva
Not even 10am and I'm already actively working against the company
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Not even 10am and I'm already actively working against the company
Straw fiyero doesn't *not* look like Ryan Reynolds tbh
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Straw fiyero doesn't *not* look like Ryan Reynolds tbh
Half the battle is just getting to the gym. And at least another fourth of the battle is not leaving immediately. That leaves at maximum one fourth of the battle to actually working out. Go with god.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Half the battle is just getting to the gym. And at least another fourth of the battle is not leaving immediately. That leaves at maximum one fourth of the battle to actually working out. Go with god.
Nothing quite like a "make me gape" message from a number you no longer have saved
October 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Nothing quite like a "make me gape" message from a number you no longer have saved
After 3 nights of trying, my bf has seen approximately 5 minutes of the show he keeps asking to start watching. By xmas he'll have seen 1 full ep and have watched the same episode 40 times.
October 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
After 3 nights of trying, my bf has seen approximately 5 minutes of the show he keeps asking to start watching. By xmas he'll have seen 1 full ep and have watched the same episode 40 times.
I love to say something's "vibey" like it means anything
October 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I love to say something's "vibey" like it means anything
All God's children are terrible
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
All God's children are terrible
This is so fucking cool
Cool.
"Solar-powered ‘artificial plant’ purifies radioactive soil by 95% in 20 days"
interestingengineering.com/innovation/a...
"Solar-powered ‘artificial plant’ purifies radioactive soil by 95% in 20 days"
interestingengineering.com/innovation/a...
New ‘artificial plant’ uses solar power to clean radioactive soil
Researchers have created a game-changing device that purifies radioactive soil using nothing but sunlight.
interestingengineering.com
September 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is so fucking cool
Huge mistake to catch up on the news right before trying to sleep
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Huge mistake to catch up on the news right before trying to sleep
Springboob Squirepants
September 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Springboob Squirepants
I love anime nonsense
August 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I love anime nonsense
Bf spent 10 minutes desperately searching for a video that I had not only already seen, but that I had actually shown him and had quoted to him many many times over the past few months
August 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Bf spent 10 minutes desperately searching for a video that I had not only already seen, but that I had actually shown him and had quoted to him many many times over the past few months
Reposted by Bird Blanket
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it