Birdman
@birdmanbob05.bsky.social
This will probably go down as a top 3 all time movie quote and it's proven right time and time again
a man in a suit and tie is saying you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain
media.tenor.com
May 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This will probably go down as a top 3 all time movie quote and it's proven right time and time again
I wake up a bunch at night now and this particular time I'm reminded how much I love Helldiving with my friends.
Aight back to sleep (hopefully)
Aight back to sleep (hopefully)
March 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I wake up a bunch at night now and this particular time I'm reminded how much I love Helldiving with my friends.
Aight back to sleep (hopefully)
Aight back to sleep (hopefully)
Bed ridden sick thought of the night: I really miss my Dad. He would have really loved to see Saquon and this team win the SB. He would have also mostly been Zach Baun's number 1 fan.
It hasn't gotten any easier but I will say I am very happy with my job and small social life I've managed to save
It hasn't gotten any easier but I will say I am very happy with my job and small social life I've managed to save
February 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Bed ridden sick thought of the night: I really miss my Dad. He would have really loved to see Saquon and this team win the SB. He would have also mostly been Zach Baun's number 1 fan.
It hasn't gotten any easier but I will say I am very happy with my job and small social life I've managed to save
It hasn't gotten any easier but I will say I am very happy with my job and small social life I've managed to save
The other app is truly depressing. Just a bunch of bitter ignorant and just plain stupid people who will literally believe AI written tweets that fit their agendas and feed their rage bait bullshit.
People are losing everything but nah let's just farm clicks with "haha the rich deserve it"
People are losing everything but nah let's just farm clicks with "haha the rich deserve it"
January 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The other app is truly depressing. Just a bunch of bitter ignorant and just plain stupid people who will literally believe AI written tweets that fit their agendas and feed their rage bait bullshit.
People are losing everything but nah let's just farm clicks with "haha the rich deserve it"
People are losing everything but nah let's just farm clicks with "haha the rich deserve it"
I forgot to get my hair cut before these next two weeks. This is gonna suck. Merry Christmas 🫠
December 24, 2024 at 1:00 AM
I forgot to get my hair cut before these next two weeks. This is gonna suck. Merry Christmas 🫠
Release me from this flesh prison
Been at work for 35mins and I'm already sweating through my shirt. Gonna be a long day
December 18, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Release me from this flesh prison
Been at work for 35mins and I'm already sweating through my shirt. Gonna be a long day
December 17, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Been at work for 35mins and I'm already sweating through my shirt. Gonna be a long day
"I'm gonna add you to the family group chat"
Please don't
Please don't
December 9, 2024 at 12:39 AM
"I'm gonna add you to the family group chat"
Please don't
Please don't
Eagles aged me 10 years today
December 8, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Eagles aged me 10 years today
GTA6 being filled with "woke DEI agenda" was not on my bingo card. Youtube rage bait used to be better 😂
December 6, 2024 at 12:58 AM
GTA6 being filled with "woke DEI agenda" was not on my bingo card. Youtube rage bait used to be better 😂
Reposted by Birdman
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
Some of the stuff i wanna buy is already giving a January delivery date 🥴
December 2, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Some of the stuff i wanna buy is already giving a January delivery date 🥴
These Black Friday/Cyber Monday "deals" have just been trash for like 5+ years now.
November 30, 2024 at 12:21 AM
These Black Friday/Cyber Monday "deals" have just been trash for like 5+ years now.
Pretty much sums up my entire Dragon Age experience 😂
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Pretty much sums up my entire Dragon Age experience 😂
Instead of keeping Saquon the Giants paid the QB they released halfway through the season. Saquon also has his career high in rushing yards with 6 games left.
Thank you Giants
Thank you Giants
November 25, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Instead of keeping Saquon the Giants paid the QB they released halfway through the season. Saquon also has his career high in rushing yards with 6 games left.
Thank you Giants
Thank you Giants
Right on queue Barkley goes for 70 🙌
Eagles gotta just go for the jugular here. TD would be huge
November 25, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Right on queue Barkley goes for 70 🙌
Eagles gotta just go for the jugular here. TD would be huge
November 25, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Eagles gotta just go for the jugular here. TD would be huge
Ah its 4am and I've been playing Dragon Age all night again
November 23, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Ah its 4am and I've been playing Dragon Age all night again
Daydreaming about my bed right now
November 20, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Daydreaming about my bed right now
The comments under NASA posts stress me tf out. "This is just a desert in Phoenix, the night sky on Mars wouldn't look like that"
a man in a suit and tie is covering his mouth with his hand
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his mouth with his hand
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 10:32 PM
The comments under NASA posts stress me tf out. "This is just a desert in Phoenix, the night sky on Mars wouldn't look like that"
My heart yearns for Helldivers with the homies
November 16, 2024 at 11:17 PM
My heart yearns for Helldivers with the homies
Late Happy Veterans Day. LHD6 Forever
November 12, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Late Happy Veterans Day. LHD6 Forever