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birdmosh
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Sometimes I skydive
Not coming anywhere near your tiddies if you're too broke for a Spotify account
March 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I'll shit in your mailbox and feel nothing. Don't test me, bub
March 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'd be pissed as hell if my mom named me Skeet
February 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Pussy so good I got my arm stuck in it for 127 hours
February 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Went on a date with a beautiful Argentinian girl. She liked me so much she took me to meet her parents the next day. Then I fucked her dad
February 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ronnie Radke is the Vic Mignogna of metalcore
February 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"Yeah bro I work in crypto and AI"
More like ayyyy I wish you would stay the fuck away from me
February 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The Substance was 👌👌👌

Body horror needs to make a comeback.
January 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I figure I have at least 10 more years of travelling before I become a crazy old fucker with a pet crocodile
January 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Think it's about time I got "pizza slut" tattooed on my face
January 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM