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i just want a place to dump my stupid opinions about whatever inane thing is plaguing me | mid 20s | 🏳️‍🌈
this is what happens when the homie cant delete their ex's switch profile bc they wanna keep playing games he bought 💀
May 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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August 10, 2024 at 4:06 PM
str8 men are so funny to me when they complain that women only want manly men. astarion's twink ass gets more pussy than any other man in bg3 even though hes gayer than all of them
April 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
soo am i reaching or......? #criticalrole #mollymauk #bg3
April 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
nothing fills me with rage like people saying "oh i could never be a vet, i just love animals too much to ever put one down :("

what if i euthanized you tho. what if
March 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
nobody talks about one of the most painful parts of being a vet student and it's all the emails we get every time anyone remotely connected to the university needs to rehome their pets :(
March 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
yknow this isnt how im used to meeting wyll but uhh... this is how he chose to load in i guess #bg3 #bg3glitch
March 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the people do not see the vision 😔
March 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
funniest eternal fandom tradition is ppl genderswapping male anime characters and invariably giving them the same weird spiky mullet bc they want to give them long hair while retaining their og ~look~
March 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i attend a professional college. my tenured professor (with a chronic case of shitty attitude) has now fucked up inputting our final grades online twice now and has only responded to this by repeatedly deflecting blame to anyone available
February 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
my biggest beef with bg3 character creation tbh is that the default fem avatar has absolutely no muscles?? like idc if youre playing a bard with STR 8, those twig arms do not make any sense for an adventurer
February 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
im legit worried i might have something wrong with my heart and im finally actually gonna put some work into figuring it out
February 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
its insane to me how casual conservatives are about their beliefs. like, this isnt about fucking egg prices, murray, this is about my human rights
January 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
is it weird to say i feel guilty for... not having impostor syndrome? like, sorry yall feel like that, and i get that you want to feel solidarity so you say everyone else feels it too, but im damn smart and i worked hard to be here, this is where i'm meant to be and i havent once questioned it.
January 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
almost had a fkin stroke - in 2020 i made my first dnd character, a druid named asra, who i eventually made into my tav for bg3. now in 2025 i find a stream vod from NEIL NEWBON where he plays bg3 as a druid and his friend plays a character named asra????
January 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
vet school is weird. i just had a conversation with my prof about how she would very much like to look at my family's dog's brain after he passes away because he has a very rare (currently manageable) disease, and asked my permission to perform a free necropsy on him once he's gone
January 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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cait grinding on vi's abs
January 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
the business prof for my program, who's supposed to be teaching us how to manage our finances once we graduate, is under the impression we, as students, are making $15k from our SUMMER JOBS that we have for 3.5 months
January 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Adult itafushi

Yuji’s insane growth spurt comes with insane strength
December 27, 2024 at 3:40 AM
said it before and i'll say it again: you cant just make your 19y/o college student character a "veterinary medicine major". it works like med school, not like a regular undergraduate degree
December 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
i would like to speak to the people who decided which greek/latin medical terms would become accepted terms

aural (ear) vs. oral (mouth) is insane. pruritic (itchy) vs. purulent (containing pus) is truly diabolical
December 17, 2024 at 12:08 AM
stsg are like seahorses. gojo bottoms but geto gets pregnant. i will not elaborate further
December 15, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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Caitvi kisses
December 12, 2024 at 2:07 AM
ppl complaining abt marvel in 2024 are literally so funny to me. marvel movies have always been garbage babe you just didnt see it yet
December 12, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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it’s important to populate your tl with as many mentally ill perverts as possible
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM