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Butlerian Jihaad Campbell
@birdscarddad.bsky.social
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You can’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk
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Hegseth trying too hard to be Jack Donaghy
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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GO PHILS
Cartoon character shaped like a cotton ball with stick arms and legs and beady eyes shouting “sweet Jesus!”
October 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Hey, I hear Baker Mayfield wins when it matters
Photo of eagles QB Jalen Hurts in green jersey, helmet, and white pants pulling back to throw deep. The iOS iMessage lettering saying “suck my dick” is superimposed over the part of the image where a football should be placed (in his throwing hand).
September 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Dem consultants right now
September 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Basically this
Picture of a middle aged mustachioed man in a suit standing in front of a framed photo of his; both his picture and his actual smiling face look like identical poses (the idea being it’s cheesy and pompous)
September 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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GO BIRDS (holy fuck 😅) 🦅
September 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Right before he goes Super Saiyan:
Man with large translucent sunglasses and garish suit, white hair, running and screaming COCAINE (“COCAAAAIIIINE!!”)
September 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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“I was just protecting the media company”
September 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Picture of Stephen area portraying Ned Broy in Michael Collins. Man is wearing a coat, vest, and tie, and wearing a brimmed hat. He is standing in front of a red car and writing in a notebook, looking up intently at a person speaking who is not featured in the photo.
September 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Uncle Baby Billy in Righteous Gemstones, on a small wooden bridge, shouting “cocaaaaaiiiine”.
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Q: What did the five fingers say to the face?

A: Go Birds 🦅
Photo from Superbowl LIX of Jalen Carter (in green) breaking through a blocker and smashing in Patrick Mahomes’s helmeted face (wearing white and red with number 15).
September 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Here’s the thing, though
Photo of eagles QB Jalen Hurts in green jersey, helmet, and white pants pulling back to throw deep. The iOS iMessage lettering saying “suck my dick” is superimposed over the part of the image where a football should be placed (in his throwing hand).
September 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Picture of Jalen Hurts in beige coat, white shirt, gold necklace, looking to the side with a microphone in front of him.
September 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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“It’s horrific that they don’t want President Trump’s help”
Photo of eagles QB Jalen Hurts in green jersey, helmet, and white pants pulling back to throw deep. The iOS iMessage lettering saying “suck my dick” is superimposed over the part of the image where a football should be placed (in his throwing hand).
September 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Houston, here you go
Flag with three horizontal stripes - red, white, and brown from top to bottom. In center of flag is a snarling, fanged green snake coiled around a tire, gripping a large knife with its tail. The middle of its body has the word “snake” tattooed on it, in cursive.
August 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I will gleefully and enthusiastically help destroy the dogshit organization behind this bigoted garbage
Text: The Education Department launched its investigations into the five systems earlier this year after a complaint was filed by America First Legal — a conservative group founded by White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller — alleging that the districts’ gender policies violated Title IX.
August 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Oh look, it’s the flag I dusted off when they asked me to specify “Irish” under what kind of white I am
Flag of the Saint Patrick’s Battalion, a part of the Mexican Army that opposed the US in the Mexican-American War. The flag is a green field with an image of Saint Patrick in the middle, holding a rod and standing over a snake. In gold font, the flag reads “República Mexicana - Batallón de San Patricio”
August 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Picture of a brown haired man in a protective white tyvek suit holding a brown oblong object while standing on the floor of an empty pool. He states “it’s no big deal” as he prepares to eat it (it’s a Baby Ruth candy at but this scene in Caddyshack strongly implies it’s shit).
July 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Viva el batallón
A green flag with a holy man (Saint Patrick) in the center. He is holding a scepter standing over a snake. The flag reads: República Mexicana Batallón de San Patricio
July 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Followed by another Paris 2024 replay. Team USA’s men’s 4 x 100m relay squad with the 1 seed. Surely they won’t fuck up this time…
Videogame scene of a man in a white tank walking down an alley in daylight with palm trees over head. Caption depicts him saying “ah shit, here we go again”.
July 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Rewatching the women’s 4x100m final from Paris 2024. Love Sha’carri staring over at her competitors as she shuts it down on the anchor leg.
Three sprinters on a light blue track, each holding a baton. From left to right: woman representing Great Britain in a black with red lettering (Daryll Neita), woman in a yellow and orange kit for Germany (Haase), and, with a sizable gap, a woman in a blue and red kit for team USA, looking at the competitors to her right (viewer’s left). In the background, the green infield and a blue barrier with Olympic rings and the label “Paris 2024”.
July 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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lol at this and the first comment being “Vote Curtis Sliwa”
White background with a red and white logo for the New York Post in white block lettering. To the right of the logo, text that cites “New York Post” as the source of the above-linked article
July 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Gonna need to take a breather. Current mood:
Brad Pitt (left, brown haired mustachioed man holding a metal handle, wearing a white suit) and BJ Novak (brown haired man, clean shaven, in dark green/gray coat) looking down at the viewer, smiling ominously
July 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Turns out they were his last
A thumb and forefinger (yellow, Simpsons-style) holding a black and white photo of an old bespectacled man in shirt and bolo tie, holding a spoon full of beans taken from a can with the heart-shaped Del Monte logo). The caption is the voice of the individual viewing the photo, stating ominously, “ah, Del Monte…enjoy them old man. They will be your last”
July 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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A…a…as…Asstros!
Picture of frail, pail, crusty old white man with a crown, long white hair, tired eyes, and disheveled beard. He is seated and wearing a dusty coat (King Theoden)
June 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM