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hello?~ time to move!~

yapper, go bears

strange yappings, court-appointed venting, and vagueposting from a strange demi-lady

mdni

she/they

🎼🪶🏆
whew

lets say im in a better headspace relatively speaking compared to when i was listening to them heavy back then
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
i dont always agree with 'em and some takes make me wince but when unc talks YOU LISTEN
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
update: i reached round 40 with other players and we all died the moment the round started

the original players left
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
this dude promised me we make it round 40 on the other map

BET
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
everything is so heavy omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
union pacific really decided now is the time to be a shithead
December 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
my nationstates playthrough still goin gstrong babyyyyyyyy

i usually forget aboout it after like a year
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
theres a reason why the nflpa ranked woody johnson the worst owner in the league
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
this judge benitez sounds like an asshole
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my fuckin foot hit the leg of the chair fucklin helelllll

woooooooooooo euphoria baby FUCK THAT HURTS
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
the cool thing about utree spending his early yt career doin gaming shit is that you hear cool ass background music when atl collapses/49ers burns up near the sun/etc

and then ya go on the rest of the ost for the video game and it fuckin slaps
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
yea i watched the washington-dallas game and the vikings-lions game how can ya tell
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the moment i stopped gaf about optimizing in roblox zombies the more fun i had playing it

the fact that the hitbox is much more forgiving, you can push the zombie(s), theres a one second window before getting hit

plus lol at the thought of trying to backseat the rank 100+ what to do
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
ayyyyy look another moment when a flag cut the commercial music
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
another goddamn fumble
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
woke up short nap

oh shit td on a 4th and goal
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
never let netflix cook again
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
enough with the cod zombies public lobby mic ass interviews
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
they still doin these interviews smh
December 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
another fumble lmao
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
srry you're gonna have ta gete me hammered to do karaoke
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i don't remember a single thing from both interviews from the last game

who tf thought that was a good idea
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
the skol chant is fuckin cool even after da 100th time
December 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
metro train spotted
December 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
stelle inside me NOW
December 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM