Don't ask me how, but Cheetos and Dr. Pepper are the queer equivalent of Doritos and Mountain Dew.

In the same way that E-flat major is the most triumphant and uplifting major key music can be in, its relative minor C-minor is the most sorrowful and melancholic monor key to write music in.

Last night at about 3 AM, I put on a 12 hour compliation on youtube to sleep to, and when i woke up at 9 it was about an hour and a half in. Since I couldn't skip any ads in my sleep, I watched 4.5 hours of ads for 1.5 hours of video.

Insane what youtube has become.

we left the cookies in the forge, default to attend you!

David Tennant wanting to be on Doctor Who as a kid has the same energy as Samuel L. Jackson wanting to be on Star Wars as a kid.

David Tennant: "Put a Cyberman head on me, I don't care!"

Sam Jackson: "I'll be anything. I'll be a storm trooper."

Their hypocrisy is matched only by their racism.

This is the Thanos plan.