The 6 7 kid will grow up to work for Lockheed Martin
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The 6 7 kid will grow up to work for Lockheed Martin
Grandma fuckin type beat
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Grandma fuckin type beat
What if we invented a car that only works when you’re getting head
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What if we invented a car that only works when you’re getting head
Juggalo dating app
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Juggalo dating app
Shawty got a dick only a mother could love
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Shawty got a dick only a mother could love
Calling the front of the plane a gockpit because I stand for equality ✊
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Calling the front of the plane a gockpit because I stand for equality ✊
There’s no wonder why no one tells you about pissing off of a high ledge while smoking a cigarette. A king does not want you to sit upon their throne
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
There’s no wonder why no one tells you about pissing off of a high ledge while smoking a cigarette. A king does not want you to sit upon their throne
Calling last night’s chili mac the football team the way it’s running through my guts
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Calling last night’s chili mac the football team the way it’s running through my guts
Gonna hire an a cappella boy band to perform while I consummate my marriage
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Gonna hire an a cappella boy band to perform while I consummate my marriage
Gotta waffle stomp this pepperoni pizza so the wife doesnt know I’ve been eating in the shower again
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Gotta waffle stomp this pepperoni pizza so the wife doesnt know I’ve been eating in the shower again
I evicted Stuart Little
October 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I evicted Stuart Little
If it’s from a computer it cant be a lie
October 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If it’s from a computer it cant be a lie
Running on an hour and half of sleep listening to Cotton Eye Joe remixes
September 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Running on an hour and half of sleep listening to Cotton Eye Joe remixes
Cookie Clicker nude mod
September 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Cookie Clicker nude mod
Im in a soup polycule and it’s kind of like a muppets movie where Im the only human and everyone else is just a bowl of soup
September 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Im in a soup polycule and it’s kind of like a muppets movie where Im the only human and everyone else is just a bowl of soup
Fentanyl is good for you, they have it in hospitals
September 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Fentanyl is good for you, they have it in hospitals
Woke America strikes again
September 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Woke America strikes again
Gooning to the AI generated waifu on the side of the fansly truck
August 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Gooning to the AI generated waifu on the side of the fansly truck
Saddest story in 4 words: Twin’s butt, never dug
August 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Saddest story in 4 words: Twin’s butt, never dug
Call my butt a baseball team the way it’s been dug out
August 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Call my butt a baseball team the way it’s been dug out
Crankin hog or hoggly crankin it?
August 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Crankin hog or hoggly crankin it?
I don’t know what the fuck a webp is just give me a jpeg
August 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I don’t know what the fuck a webp is just give me a jpeg
*teleports behind you*
*eats it from the back*
*eats it from the back*
August 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
*teleports behind you*
*eats it from the back*
*eats it from the back*
Fuckin love the unibomber
August 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Fuckin love the unibomber
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I don't trust MUG root beer drinkers
August 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don't trust MUG root beer drinkers