birthwright.bsky.social
@birthwright.bsky.social
A bit late, bruv
July 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You don't like my team AT ALL, but yes. We do love football!
June 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm just gonna get out in front of it in case it actually does happen:

Elon Musk did not kill himself.
#ThereISaidIt
June 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We allowed a reality TV host to take over, and that's how he sees the world. It's his show, and everyone else is a bunch of NPC's who enable him and his stupidity.
May 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
That's my quarterback!
April 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Sure can't wait until Pete Hegseth and Elon Musk get deported for outright Nazi behavior or adjacent tattoos.
April 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
We knew he wanted to go back to Detroit, so that was expected. We can draft another corner that would be a third to Quinyon and Cooper if Keely and Isaiah can't get it done. Now sign Zack Baun, and attack the rest of free agency.
March 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Jerry really isn't trying to do anything. Stefon Diggs will probably be able to reunite with his brother on a lower cost if Jerry is willing to spend money, but that offensive line is going to need REAL WORK.
March 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Gonna need the progressives to step in, and do something where the closer-to-centrist democrats are failing altogether.
March 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
And he's that much more of an asshole for it.
February 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"of America, and for America" isn't something an American would say. He's a rich, narcissistic human shaped pile of exploitative trash.
February 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Pepperidge Farm remembers. All kidding aside, the sooner that guy exits office, the better off the people of Kentucky will be.
February 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
He could have won another here, and Saints are in disarray for the next season.
February 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
When did yours arrive? I was part of the Kickstarter, and haven't received mine yet.
January 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The last time this greased up stack of spray tanned assholes took office, I swore an Eagles fan sold their soul to get the Eagles a Superbowl win. And now, here we are 8 years later. Did another Eagles fan double down for a second Superbowl?? Was it a GravySeal??
January 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
He's the hero we asked for, but didn't deserve. Altoona's McDonald's has ruined it for everyone. #ItsCEOSeason
December 10, 2024 at 3:13 PM
🎵 I always feel like somebody's watching meeeee 🎵
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 AM