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David Gerstein
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Writer, film researcher, foodie and basic deviant. Chronicling Disney history with TASCHEN; comics editor/writer with Fantagraphics, Disney Publishing Worldwide, and others—maybe you!
Just shave those sh*ts and Bob’s your uncle
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I can’t look at the cover they chose for the book collection and not be reminded of Max Bialystock: “We can make more money with a flop than with a hit.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Sonic Meats was RIGHT THERE

also this dish is one of my favorite foods in northwest Germany (because of course it is) but I wouldn’t trust it to be SAFE anywhere ELSE—even other parts of Germany, because reasons
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Which—incredibly—we reprinted only ten years ago!
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
also the wawa gobbler is actually a turkey sandwich with stuffing and cranberries, but I know where your mind goes
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
October 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Careful—that way lies danger!
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
What’s it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Gotta cook ‘em all
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My inner Shaggy always suggests THIS kind of deli bird (…my inner Velma adds that you don’t have to listen)
October 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Correct answers only
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Daphne and Velma can't hear you. (Actual held shot from this paragon of TV excellence.)
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
*looks at timeline*
...er, could be worse!
October 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Would share if I was with you...

(note: image is a lie, even I don't have this rn)
October 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
October 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Dropped bangers are wasted bangers. I can't even sanitize this thing.
October 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’m so glad you enjoyed it! Kayla—a great designer and storyteller in her own works, of course—did a magnificent job.
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in a theater as a kid.
September 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
(Here's such a bag being carried by Zeke Wolf—usually portrayed as white-trash hillbilly-adjacent, the exact *opposite* of the traditional Northern carpetbagger image.)
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
but the huge, tasseled thing wouldn’t work in limited animation.
He looked at the 1920s ads (image: from one of them) and realized a literal transforming bag of tricks could serve the same function.
So the magic bag of tricks was born as a merger of these two earlier items associated with Felix. >
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Notice where my pointer is? The warning causes an automatic block on your entire thread from the "offensive" post onward, unless one notices it and clicks it (which a lot of noobs won't).

This is nuts (AI modding usually is), but maybe you should start a fresh thread when you get to BONE TROUBLE...
September 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM