David Gerstein
@biryanifan.bsky.social
Writer, film researcher, foodie and basic deviant. Chronicling Disney history with TASCHEN; comics editor/writer with Fantagraphics, Disney Publishing Worldwide, and others—maybe you!
Just shave those sh*ts and Bob’s your uncle
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Just shave those sh*ts and Bob’s your uncle
I can’t look at the cover they chose for the book collection and not be reminded of Max Bialystock: “We can make more money with a flop than with a hit.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I can’t look at the cover they chose for the book collection and not be reminded of Max Bialystock: “We can make more money with a flop than with a hit.”
Sonic Meats was RIGHT THERE
also this dish is one of my favorite foods in northwest Germany (because of course it is) but I wouldn’t trust it to be SAFE anywhere ELSE—even other parts of Germany, because reasons
also this dish is one of my favorite foods in northwest Germany (because of course it is) but I wouldn’t trust it to be SAFE anywhere ELSE—even other parts of Germany, because reasons
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sonic Meats was RIGHT THERE
also this dish is one of my favorite foods in northwest Germany (because of course it is) but I wouldn’t trust it to be SAFE anywhere ELSE—even other parts of Germany, because reasons
also this dish is one of my favorite foods in northwest Germany (because of course it is) but I wouldn’t trust it to be SAFE anywhere ELSE—even other parts of Germany, because reasons
Which—incredibly—we reprinted only ten years ago!
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Which—incredibly—we reprinted only ten years ago!
also the wawa gobbler is actually a turkey sandwich with stuffing and cranberries, but I know where your mind goes
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
also the wawa gobbler is actually a turkey sandwich with stuffing and cranberries, but I know where your mind goes
Careful—that way lies danger!
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Careful—that way lies danger!
What’s it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What’s it like inside your head?
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Gotta cook ‘em all
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Gotta cook ‘em all
My inner Shaggy always suggests THIS kind of deli bird (…my inner Velma adds that you don’t have to listen)
October 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My inner Shaggy always suggests THIS kind of deli bird (…my inner Velma adds that you don’t have to listen)
Who robbed the Louvre? Correct answers only
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Correct answers only
Daphne and Velma can't hear you. (Actual held shot from this paragon of TV excellence.)
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Daphne and Velma can't hear you. (Actual held shot from this paragon of TV excellence.)
*looks at timeline*
...er, could be worse!
...er, could be worse!
October 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
*looks at timeline*
...er, could be worse!
...er, could be worse!
Would share if I was with you...
(note: image is a lie, even I don't have this rn)
(note: image is a lie, even I don't have this rn)
October 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Would share if I was with you...
(note: image is a lie, even I don't have this rn)
(note: image is a lie, even I don't have this rn)
Dropped bangers are wasted bangers. I can't even sanitize this thing.
October 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Dropped bangers are wasted bangers. I can't even sanitize this thing.
I’m so glad you enjoyed it! Kayla—a great designer and storyteller in her own works, of course—did a magnificent job.
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’m so glad you enjoyed it! Kayla—a great designer and storyteller in her own works, of course—did a magnificent job.
Age yourself with a movie you saw in a theater as a kid.
September 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in a theater as a kid.
(Here's such a bag being carried by Zeke Wolf—usually portrayed as white-trash hillbilly-adjacent, the exact *opposite* of the traditional Northern carpetbagger image.)
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
(Here's such a bag being carried by Zeke Wolf—usually portrayed as white-trash hillbilly-adjacent, the exact *opposite* of the traditional Northern carpetbagger image.)
but the huge, tasseled thing wouldn’t work in limited animation.
He looked at the 1920s ads (image: from one of them) and realized a literal transforming bag of tricks could serve the same function.
So the magic bag of tricks was born as a merger of these two earlier items associated with Felix. >
He looked at the 1920s ads (image: from one of them) and realized a literal transforming bag of tricks could serve the same function.
So the magic bag of tricks was born as a merger of these two earlier items associated with Felix. >
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
but the huge, tasseled thing wouldn’t work in limited animation.
He looked at the 1920s ads (image: from one of them) and realized a literal transforming bag of tricks could serve the same function.
So the magic bag of tricks was born as a merger of these two earlier items associated with Felix. >
He looked at the 1920s ads (image: from one of them) and realized a literal transforming bag of tricks could serve the same function.
So the magic bag of tricks was born as a merger of these two earlier items associated with Felix. >
Notice where my pointer is? The warning causes an automatic block on your entire thread from the "offensive" post onward, unless one notices it and clicks it (which a lot of noobs won't).
This is nuts (AI modding usually is), but maybe you should start a fresh thread when you get to BONE TROUBLE...
This is nuts (AI modding usually is), but maybe you should start a fresh thread when you get to BONE TROUBLE...
September 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Notice where my pointer is? The warning causes an automatic block on your entire thread from the "offensive" post onward, unless one notices it and clicks it (which a lot of noobs won't).
This is nuts (AI modding usually is), but maybe you should start a fresh thread when you get to BONE TROUBLE...
This is nuts (AI modding usually is), but maybe you should start a fresh thread when you get to BONE TROUBLE...