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Bishop Robber Baron
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Friends, the gilded ballroom offers us a foretaste of heaven, where the dance of Trinitarian love will gleam in streets of gold and there will be no poor people
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To paraphrase the great St. Augustine: without justice, what is an empire but a gang of thieves? This is why I commend Pam Bondi and the Department of Justice, who maintain such vigilant objectivity and integrity.
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Reposted by Bishop Robber Baron
Woe, friends, to the hypocrites who focus on the minutia of the law, such as “conditions” inside detention centers, and neglect the weightier matters, like the difference between nature and supernature
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Woe, friends, to the hypocrites who focus on the minutia of the law, such as “conditions” inside detention centers, and neglect the weightier matters, like the difference between nature and supernature
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Innocent people are being terrorized! Children are being torn from their parents! These are Christians! Far away! In Nigeria! Just imagine if that happened here! We would be rioting in the streets! I know I would
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The triceps is three heads, one muscle—a moving image of the Trinity. This is why, on arm day, I do 3 sets of 7 reps of skull crushers
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Real diversity isn’t about race or gender, but ideas. Picture a rich array of everything from neo-Scholastic Thomists to existential Thomists, from transcendental Thomists to Lublin Thomists
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Do I hope hell is empty? Sure. Am I certain it is? No. Do I expect it is? No. Do I think it probably is? Also no. Do I wish to God I’d never made this stuff part of my public image so I wouldn’t have to deal with all the rancor from an increasingly trad audience I myself have attracted? Absolutely.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It can be difficult for Americans to celebrate Christ the King, as we have never had anything like a king in our great nation. What we have instead is a President who simply commands the military, controls the budget, guides speech, and threatens to execute opponents who promote the rule of law
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
As the great Qoheleth reminds us, there is a time for everything. Our task is to identify what’s needed now. This is why it’s so important, in the United States in 2025, to fight socialism.
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One of my favorite films, A Man for All Seasons, depicts the martyrdom of St. Thomas More, who chose his conscience over the bullying of a king. How could this possibly apply to us?

Well, friends, Charlie Kirk risked his life denouncing another “king” (MLK)
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I was hungry and you liked my Tweet; I was thirsty and you subscribed.
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
In our polarized society, everything is politicized. What ever happened to the quaint old prayers of our grandmothers, like the Magnificat?
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Christianity, far from opposing modern science, is the soil from which it sprouted. In fact, science has been so successful in the West that we don’t really need to fund it anymore
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
At such a crisis point in history it’s important we set aside petty differences, such as whether someone raped children, and focus on what matters: making trans kids hate themselves
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Friends, the Trump administration takes aesthetics seriously. Look around! We are seeing the influence of the great Florentine poet Dante Alighieri, particularly the first part of his Divine Comedy
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
To paraphrase the great St. Augustine: without justice, what is an empire but a gang of thieves? This is why I commend Pam Bondi and the Department of Justice, who maintain such vigilant objectivity and integrity.
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
As a Catholic bishop, I would urge radical transparency in anything related to the sexual abuse of minors. Fortunately, Trump did nothing like that. Let’s focus instead on the decline of modernity starting with Duns Scotus
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Friends, I would be President of the USCCB—heck, I’d be Pope—if these voluntary celibates could only see the world more like the incels
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Friends, join me on a European tour called the Via Pulchritudinis (“Way of Beauty”) where we’ll imbibe the glory of architectural marvels from the Foro Mussolini to Franco’s Arco de la Victoria!
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Friends, I am proud to be criticized both from the right and the left, both by those who want to exterminate the homeless and those who want everyone to have healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Church has a preferential option for the poor—but who are the poor? Might they be a President with low approval ratings? Might they be the aspiring trillionaire getting wrecked by Joyce Carol Oates on their own website?
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Friends, the farmers and rural folks of my diocese of Winona-Rochester are thriving under the tariffs and trade wars. At least, I think they are—I’m usually traveling.
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If I know Jesus, he would rather be worshiped in a gorgeous cathedral than paraded in a desolate place among criminals
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Congrats to the great Matt Fradd for turning St. Thomas Aquinas into a product worthy of the Daily Wire!
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Friends, I am appalled by the notion that X is a “Nazi p*rn” app. It is simply a neutral tool of the New Evangelization, spreading the gospel through dewy-eyed AI girlfriends and the great modern-day apostle, Grok
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM