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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 13h

just watched collateral (2004).

alright movie that.

8/10.

children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 15h

i can see what richard tice means about britain being too decadent.

i am having seconds, SECONDS, of the delicious cream of mushroom soup i made today.

with tiger bread no less.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 16h

bring back hats.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 19h

just finished spiritfarer and gosh what an emotional game.

children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 21h

whomst amongst us hathn't misplaced three billionst pounds

Rachel Reeves given extra £3bn for budget after VAT error fixed

ONS says public borrowing estimates have been out by £200m-£500m a month since January

www.theguardian.com

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 21h

lol, badenoch doing a stamp duty announcement 4 years out from a GE. desperate much?

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 22h

labour banking on winning the next election because they've done the sums on their bigotry.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1d

the average spider is eaten by a tory at night.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1d

my rats once got into that little box of wood that hides the pipes for the toilets but they're smart animals so i doubt you'll find one in there.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1d

chinny fucking reckon.

even people who fix broken computers as a job don't know if they can fix a broken computer.

it entirely depends on the type of broken and sometimes it's just fucked.

In her speech, Kemi Badenoch will says she knows from personal experience the value of apprenticeships. She will say:

"A lot of people know I did two degrees.

One in engineering. One in law.

But while I can’t remember how to do parallel integration.

I can remember how to fix a broken computer."

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1d

that's some dedication! they're notoriously temperamental if you don't keep up on the servicing.

normal car: cambelt every 60 - 100k miles.
delta: 25k.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1d

wow, amazing to see one without a mechanic under it.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1d

and it's only like that because in the 1960s they were like "eh, we'll probably build more road here later. just set it to national."

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1d

does god understand the difference between an imperial cup and a US cup?

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1d

surely this should've been significantly easier given that they can do IMEI tracking and most phones have a "where the fuck is my stolen device?" feature.

The Register @theregister.com · 1d

London cops unplug iPhone crime ring said to nick 40% of city's mobiles

Met's year-long Operation Echosteep nets thousands of stolen devices and several arrests London's Metropolitan Police says it dismantled an iPhone-robbing gang responsible for what's thought to be nearly half of all phone thefts in England's capital.…

dlvr.it

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1d

sir, trying to find me dangling naked by a rope off the white cliffs of dover puts where's wally to shame.

children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1d

just had a god botherer at the door

them: hi, where do you get your information?
me: the internet.
them: there's a lot of it isn't ther-
me: the internet? yeah. quite big.
them: and some of it's wro-
me: but some of it's right.
them: have you thought to ask god?
me: does he know the bus times?

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 2d

an RGB light display going off as your right to fish is restored in recognition of a historic treaty between the british and the m’kmaq.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 2d

UAE as a model? they literally mean fucking slavery.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 2d

putting the jolly roger on the side of my commercial jet so i can do sky piracy.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 2d

ooooh you fuckin prick.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 2d

you ever tried to put clothes on a rat? i had to for one of mine because she was chewing her surgery wounds and it was a fucking nightmare.

their powers of squish mean if they do not want to wear it they will not be wearing it, end of.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 2d

and a bit of free climbing.

pop bumps her face in excitement forgetting about the very ladder she just got off.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 2d

working at heights training.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 2d

there was a head-on collision this morning on the S0F4 when a rat on a return journey from the depot entered a one-way tunnel in the wrong direction.

both snoots are unharmed however a load of 1 (one) love heart was spilled but has since been cleaned up and the tunnel is open to traffic again.

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