Thought this was the Onion for a second.

World War 3 was put on hold, I guess.

I really hope enough Republicans resign before November so that they lose the majority or this a-hole will 100% refuse to swear in the real winners, claiming fraud. That is if Trump doesn't manage to fully screw with the midterms beforehand.

That's 100% going to be a Halloween costume come October though

Very convincing.

AI is your friend... it probably won't kill Chris Hemsworth.

I was Libertarian (look, we were all dumb once), and I got disillusioned by them when Trump came along SPECIFICALLY because too many of them seemed to love Trump in 2016 or at the very least much preferred to shit on Dems than criticize him despite his many anti-libertarian views.

There was this one and then the Alexa AI ad that made a joke about it murdering us, which was creepy too... both commercials left me very unsettled (and glad I have neither a Ring or an Alexa).

I've seen a lot of conflicting info on whether it actually was him? Is there confirmation anywhere?

Did Miller write this?

Suuure, Les. Blackmail money more likely.

Get him.

Good

As a few races have shown already, the money is getting less and less important.

Who has JP initials? I think it's safe to assume it's not Jerome Powell...

I'm an atheist and I still just said out loud, 'Thank God' reading this.