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Mr. ‘Teasy Weasy’ Raymond, Stylist to the Stars
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"As I said," Merrier took up again, "I have too little faith to be an anarchist, but I have too much to believe in religion."
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Doesn't even have to be Just, it turns out
"About a year later I got around to asking him what he thought the people of the United States really were, and he said, "Spoiled children, who are waiting for a frightening but just Daddy to tell them what to do."" -from 'Bluebeard', Kurt Vonnegut, 1987.
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Please spend it on
Chris Morris introducing WAR
January 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Cannon and Ball will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Top funny men Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball cranking up to split some sides
January 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Nothing gentle about cupping from what I’ve seen
Cupping. Ow!
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Cheeto Benito losing the plot Jodie the pig looks in the window
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Brenda from Bristol. She can’t believe there’s another one.
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Sounds like more of a job for
Sign for Wayne Kerr Electronics
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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'Did I Do That?' A Steve Urkel compilation
January 11, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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When Janet Ross was 5, her parents allowed her to invite anyone she wanted to her birthday party. She invited William Makepeace Thackeray (novelist), Lord Lansdowne (Whig statesman), Caroline Norton (feminist and social reformer), Richard Doyle (illustrator of Punch amongst other things) and Tom Taylor (dramatist and author of 'Our American Cousin', which Abraham Lincoln never saw the end of). They all came.
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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I ate enough of these to get a badge
Football Crazy corn snack
January 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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That sign won't stop me because I can't read!
January 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Logging on
Blue Screen of Death: the system has halted
January 6, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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Thanks! I in my turn am referring to this comment by English journalist, professional clever dick and not at all a vampire because vampire jokes are not funny, John Rentoul:
My new year’s resolution is to be more positive, so I report that I have read Zohran Mamdami’s inaugural address: But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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One fun game is to see how quickly he blocks you if you ask him about 15th Century Romania
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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RELEASE THE PADDINGTON
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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One of the all time great Xmas cards, 'this Xmas Steve McQueen will make it over the wire'
December 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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John Shuttleworth, versatile singer/organist, punching the air
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Desparate Dan, beloved comic book characte. Even he doesn't have that big a hat and jawline.
December 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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I have just remembered, in this festive season, that when our son was very small, he referred to Santa as 'the Christmas Noddy'
Noddy
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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An indoors cat can only stare at the collision of two trucks, Bob's Assorted Rodents and Al's Small Flightless Birds
December 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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His inability to smile while he plays means you get shots of tapping feet or hidden by a mic stand like here (he’s the banjo player)
A screen grab of ‘Christmas In The Highlands’ showing the ceilidh band
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Roobarb & Custard, the cats
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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In response, let me tell you a story about Beach Boys founder and chief songwriter Brian Wilson. During early 1966, he was hard at work on the Beach Boys’ new album Smile and slowly going insane. One day he took a break from recording and attended a screening of Seconds. He arrived late and entered the theater just as a character on the screen said, “Hello, Mr. Wilson,” so Brian was quickly convinced that either a) the movie was really about him, what with all those scenes on the BEACH or 2) he wasn’t actually attending the movie, but hallucinating it. The experience freaked him out to such an extent that he cancelled the rest of the recording sessions, shelved Smile for 45 years, and did not step foot into a movie theater until 1982.
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 AM