The Dogberry
@bit.parts
Christopher Ambler. I help run a domain registrar. Worldcon nerd crew. Seattleite. Burner. Likes progressive rock. Hates kale. Has correct use of a semicolon in my dating profile. My cat thinks I’m cool.
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Oh, I don't *like* her. I just think that she's hot. Purely from a typical male hormonal standpoint. Replace her brain with one of a astrophysics PhD and I'd be happy.
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Oh, I don't *like* her. I just think that she's hot. Purely from a typical male hormonal standpoint. Replace her brain with one of a astrophysics PhD and I'd be happy.
What if the “botched #redactions” weren’t botched? What if #DOJ did them wrong on purpose?
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
What if the “botched #redactions” weren’t botched? What if #DOJ did them wrong on purpose?
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
Depends. Imperial or metric?
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Depends. Imperial or metric?
What if the “botched #redactions” weren’t botched? What if #DOJ did them wrong on purpose?
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
What if the “botched #redactions” weren’t botched? What if #DOJ did them wrong on purpose?
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
Im going to hell for thinking that Pam Bondi is attractive, aren’t I?
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Im going to hell for thinking that Pam Bondi is attractive, aren’t I?
If you take the biblical description of what was going on at the time, late August or early September match. April does not. Nor does December. Their book, but nature’s rules.
December 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If you take the biblical description of what was going on at the time, late August or early September match. April does not. Nor does December. Their book, but nature’s rules.
His birthday is in September, and you know that.
December 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
His birthday is in September, and you know that.
Dear LLM ‘o mine -
Scan all documents. Evaluate text & font sizes & kerning. Compare redacted text where context suggests a name. Compare expected size of a name, first name, initials, full, or variant. Infer by context and size where a name meets the size requirements and is reinforced by context.
Scan all documents. Evaluate text & font sizes & kerning. Compare redacted text where context suggests a name. Compare expected size of a name, first name, initials, full, or variant. Infer by context and size where a name meets the size requirements and is reinforced by context.
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Dear LLM ‘o mine -
Scan all documents. Evaluate text & font sizes & kerning. Compare redacted text where context suggests a name. Compare expected size of a name, first name, initials, full, or variant. Infer by context and size where a name meets the size requirements and is reinforced by context.
Scan all documents. Evaluate text & font sizes & kerning. Compare redacted text where context suggests a name. Compare expected size of a name, first name, initials, full, or variant. Infer by context and size where a name meets the size requirements and is reinforced by context.
Have you noticed that redactions are never expanded or shortened to obscure the approximate character count?
It’s telling.
It’s telling.
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Have you noticed that redactions are never expanded or shortened to obscure the approximate character count?
It’s telling.
It’s telling.
What’s you opinion on connected socks? 🤪
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What’s you opinion on connected socks? 🤪
As a Seahawks fan, I believe this should cost them a game.
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
As a Seahawks fan, I believe this should cost them a game.
Yeah. Let’s ban everything I don’t like, too. Right?
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yeah. Let’s ban everything I don’t like, too. Right?
I thought you were God, LLC. When did you incorporate? 😜
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I thought you were God, LLC. When did you incorporate? 😜
I appreciate your viewpoint, but the constant profanity and name-calling dilutes your message.
You do you, but I figured I’d give the feedback.
You do you, but I figured I’d give the feedback.
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I appreciate your viewpoint, but the constant profanity and name-calling dilutes your message.
You do you, but I figured I’d give the feedback.
You do you, but I figured I’d give the feedback.
Joke's on them. I studied both (plus astrophysics and history). 12 years until I'd had my fill.
The issue is that we need to ensure everyone can get the education they want, be it none, trade, sciences, arts, or navel-gazing.
The issue is that we need to ensure everyone can get the education they want, be it none, trade, sciences, arts, or navel-gazing.
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Joke's on them. I studied both (plus astrophysics and history). 12 years until I'd had my fill.
The issue is that we need to ensure everyone can get the education they want, be it none, trade, sciences, arts, or navel-gazing.
The issue is that we need to ensure everyone can get the education they want, be it none, trade, sciences, arts, or navel-gazing.