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twitter is where leftism goes to die part 48489239 people are chomping at the bit to call the no kings protests useless fascist whatever meanwhile scroll two posts down and you see that someone died preventing a rw mass shooter from killing everyone at one of these protests. fuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuu
June 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
hot filo lesbian at my school is becoming more femme and it’s literally giving me depression
May 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
quantity of capers ive consumed in the last day diabolical
May 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
ive never wanted chips so bad as i did last night at 1 am. but i found them. sheimp chip
May 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
we’re losing mascs at an alarming rate
May 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
god doesn’t want you to pair your fish with chilled chardonnay
May 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
it didn’t pass smog 😏
May 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
khh kind of day
May 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
mother is being resistant to the blonde thing. what happened to when i was a kid and u wanted me to be white so bad
May 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i don’t even listen to music made after like 300 bce much less whatever the hell you are talking about
May 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i dont speak french that well but i speak it well enough that i can read spanish and italian passably which is to say pretty good
May 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
tried to go to the pool but geese and ducks are repeatedly landing in it. that’s my life that’s my life
May 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
unfortunately the build in strike eliza mclamb is one of the best things ever
May 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
well chairlift is on the store playlist now. so at least we have that
May 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
day 1 of retail i want to die
May 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i havent suffered all consuming emotional agony in like two weeks whats hapelpening
May 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
thou art pissing me off
May 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
well the three minutes of peace my brain gave me were nice
April 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
[looking in the mirror] girl can you please get off of the 5’2” white lesbians
April 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
bulbous tied off tea bag
April 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
trying to curb my anxiety about tonight with rereading feast while you can and singing cannibalism music loudly
April 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i have such bad face blindness in men and famous people i just saw a picture of pedro pascal and thought it was iron man
April 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
every time an asian girl goes to the beach and spends the whole time under an umbrella an angel dies
April 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
god i hate the ovulation goop
April 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
saw someone from very far away in the gym and was like damn theyre good looking and then i got closer and it was. Well
April 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM