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They/He/She— newlywed 😍kevi🥰 Love something, anything and Just Keep Growing 🌷
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I just want to make as many men uncomfortable as possible…as a hobby.
I don’t know, and I just wish I did.
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I don’t know, and I just wish I did.
I guess I’ll keep buying my own gifts.
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I guess I’ll keep buying my own gifts.
Idk how to not be upset rn. Maybe I just need more time. Idk what I expected but I expected SOMETHING nice from my partner for Christmas considering for our anniversary and my bday I got nothing…we went on a trip so like..ok sure… but I planned everything for that too…?
December 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Idk how to not be upset rn. Maybe I just need more time. Idk what I expected but I expected SOMETHING nice from my partner for Christmas considering for our anniversary and my bday I got nothing…we went on a trip so like..ok sure… but I planned everything for that too…?
Outside doing outside shit.
August 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Outside doing outside shit.
I’m so happy. I mean life is hard as shit, but I made some of the best decisions of my life in the past few years. Kevin is a big one, god I’m glad I didn’t choose a toxic friend over him.
May 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I’m so happy. I mean life is hard as shit, but I made some of the best decisions of my life in the past few years. Kevin is a big one, god I’m glad I didn’t choose a toxic friend over him.
Today was a damn good day. 🧡
May 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Today was a damn good day. 🧡
I rewatched our wedding video today.🥹🥰
April 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I rewatched our wedding video today.🥹🥰
Today was a pretty good last day off. I love my boys, and waffles.
April 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Today was a pretty good last day off. I love my boys, and waffles.
I’ve been in love for 3 years today. 🥰😍 Kevin is my favorite person ever
April 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’ve been in love for 3 years today. 🥰😍 Kevin is my favorite person ever
Time for Moana 2!!!
March 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Time for Moana 2!!!
My baby went back to sleep so I went out to get us breakfast and smoothies ❤️🥰
March 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My baby went back to sleep so I went out to get us breakfast and smoothies ❤️🥰
If you’re a tattoo artist and you just tell me “let’s tattoo you this day this time and it’s gonna be $200-400” I will be like ok yes. 😂😂😂
February 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you’re a tattoo artist and you just tell me “let’s tattoo you this day this time and it’s gonna be $200-400” I will be like ok yes. 😂😂😂
So… I guess I gotta do more shadow work…and trust the universe again…cause I’m not always right. 🤣 OK FINE
February 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So… I guess I gotta do more shadow work…and trust the universe again…cause I’m not always right. 🤣 OK FINE
I’m not afraid to die by the “king’s” hand.
February 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I’m not afraid to die by the “king’s” hand.
Changing your bong water and smoking a fresh bowl is a spiritual experience. Take care of yourself today. Change your bong water. Love you 😘
February 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Changing your bong water and smoking a fresh bowl is a spiritual experience. Take care of yourself today. Change your bong water. Love you 😘
Little bit of life lately.
February 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Little bit of life lately.
The men are so upset with me here. GOOD IM SO FUCKING GLAD. Hahahahahahaha
February 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The men are so upset with me here. GOOD IM SO FUCKING GLAD. Hahahahahahaha
When I eat vegetarian alternatives I feel amazing. I wish it wasn’t so expensive. But maybe it’s time to make a change again? Take a meat break? Idk
January 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When I eat vegetarian alternatives I feel amazing. I wish it wasn’t so expensive. But maybe it’s time to make a change again? Take a meat break? Idk
Kevin’s watching SpongeBob and I am in love with the best nerd.
January 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Kevin’s watching SpongeBob and I am in love with the best nerd.
Kevin asked me what my favorite video game was as a kid…and well, he found it and we played it. I’m still trash at video games, but I love my wife. ❤️😎
January 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Kevin asked me what my favorite video game was as a kid…and well, he found it and we played it. I’m still trash at video games, but I love my wife. ❤️😎
Apricity, the warmth of sun in winter. It’s you- my sun in winter ❄️☀️🥰
January 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Apricity, the warmth of sun in winter. It’s you- my sun in winter ❄️☀️🥰
Being in love with your best friend is the best thing ever. And being married to them is even better.
January 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Being in love with your best friend is the best thing ever. And being married to them is even better.
I told kevi I wasn’t hungry and he purposely made too much food so I would eat it 😂🤣😂 it’s like he’s my wife or something.
January 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I told kevi I wasn’t hungry and he purposely made too much food so I would eat it 😂🤣😂 it’s like he’s my wife or something.
Ozzy is a puppy on crack this morning lmao I hate being up early sometimes but he’s so happy we get to play so it balances out.
January 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Ozzy is a puppy on crack this morning lmao I hate being up early sometimes but he’s so happy we get to play so it balances out.