The Susie yeare... how abouteth it

Greedy fucke

[ he blushes, giving them a little kiss back, chuckling ]

Why, mine greatness shall likelye catch her interest, to moi!

NO-N for the first one...

But helle yes for the thirde one!

Why can't we just shareth girlfriendse

Thoust are a saint, I really meaneth it, but I'm scarede of losing thine touch.

[ they slowly wrap one arm around their back, sighing. ]

... Maybeth that's my issue, mine flaws are obvious, righte? Even then, I just wisheth to be held by genuine arms, like thines.

[ rouxls is not really used to the genuine touch, arms open in the air, shy, with a closed body movement. ]

... I thinketh it's real unfaireth that thou really just settled in with moi so fast.

[ maybe, that's what they wanted, but, acceptance wasn't part of that. ]

(Hey)

OH-- WHYETH! OF COURSE YOU AREE! Silly me, I must have totallye forgottten about that!

... Thou are dating THAT guy?

[ they just get out of the way, pretty much predictable now, before running away. ]

GET THE HELLE AWAY FROM ME AND MINE BUSINESS, YOU SCURVY BASTARD!

[ they just stare for a second, before a battle initiates, they swiftly proceed to make the rules strictly say that Rouxls can't be hit by flying objects. ]

AHA! I WINETH! THE CONDITIONS ARE IN MINE HAND! NOW GAZE UPON ME, SO CLEVER!

[ rouxls manages to throw the bottle back, groaning, before they also grab a rock and toss it at them. ]

CATCHE THIS, WORMETH!

[ they just deadass grab it and throw it back where it came from. ]

WILL- WILL THEE QUIT IT, THOU LITTLE TWAT???

[ rouxls just falls over and spits out some blood in the way. ]

AGH-- WHAT THE HELLE IS WRONG WITH YOU, ASSHOLETH???

[ they swipe their mouth, hoping some of their teeth are still intact. ]