The two dumb bitches:

Craig said “it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy.” 💀 #SouthernCharm

Imagine saying this while looking like that. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. #RHOP

“Who was that old lady in the house with her?”
- Quad Air Flight Attendant #2

How much do we think Quad paid her to say that about Sweet Tea? Because that girl does not look old lol. #Married2Med

The comic sans white coat is gone. Bullying works. #married2med

I KNOW I didn’t just see Lisa crying to Angie and saying she didn’t want her to take sides, she just wanted her to hear her point of view and why she’s hurt.

There’s no way that I saw that, because that’s the EXACT same thing Brownwyn asked of Lisa and she just couldn’t do it… #rhoslc

*whispers* I’m over the housewives taglines. They’re never that good anymore and they don’t even come up with them on their own. Get rid of them or go back to the days of just grabbing a clip of something they said during the season and use that.

Britani is a loser too. Because why are you standing up literally begging for attention?? These women aren’t thinking about you. Now you look more desperate than Heather and that’s sad. BRING. BACK. SHAME. #rhoslc

I can’t say it enough…Heather is SUCH a loser. That’s all. #rhoslc

Dying at Erika’s response to Dorit telling her that she and PK separated because we all know she really wanted to have an “I told you so” moment. #rhobh

“What Katie’s daughter was saying about us is HORRIFYING.” - Heather, Tamra, Emily

No it’s not. Wanna see horrifying? Turn on the news. Open up twitter. That’s horrifying. #rhoc

If my mom was on a reality show when I was 20 years old and some women on the cast were being mean to her, please believe I’d be on the internet talking my shit. Idc idc idc. I don’t play about my mom. #rhoc

I’m tired of Emily’s weird obsession with Jen. I’m tired of Emily projecting her insecurities and childhood trauma on people. I’m just so tired of her. Go to therapy or something. #rhoc