@bitchybarista.bsky.social
look, you don't have to tip me, i don't really care, but if you don't tip me then i don't have to give you good service
September 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
look, you don't have to tip me, i don't really care, but if you don't tip me then i don't have to give you good service
please do not talk to me about your bad relationship with food i don't fucking care. you don't even have to acknowledge the pastries.
August 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
please do not talk to me about your bad relationship with food i don't fucking care. you don't even have to acknowledge the pastries.
what coffee shops have you been to lately that have a full pastry case at 3pm, hm?
July 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
what coffee shops have you been to lately that have a full pastry case at 3pm, hm?
i am begging men to learn how to look me in the eyes and order their coffee instead of whispering their order to their partner and expecting them to communicate it to me
July 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i am begging men to learn how to look me in the eyes and order their coffee instead of whispering their order to their partner and expecting them to communicate it to me
if you come in regularly, have amicable conversation with me, and STILL don't tip, why do i owe you good service? you clearly don't want it.
June 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
if you come in regularly, have amicable conversation with me, and STILL don't tip, why do i owe you good service? you clearly don't want it.
y'all got me pissed off today 😒
June 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
y'all got me pissed off today 😒
what's up with y'all's attitude today??? get over yourselves
May 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
what's up with y'all's attitude today??? get over yourselves
everyone is complaining about the weather (50's and rainy in late may) but i'm lowkey vibing, i've got the door open at the coffee shop and i'm listening to chill music and the birds singing
May 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
everyone is complaining about the weather (50's and rainy in late may) but i'm lowkey vibing, i've got the door open at the coffee shop and i'm listening to chill music and the birds singing
loooove when entitled private school kids think they can use our coffee shop for free!! don't mommy and daddy give you an allowance?
May 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
loooove when entitled private school kids think they can use our coffee shop for free!! don't mommy and daddy give you an allowance?
it's the most perfect, beautiful, 65 degrees and sunny day, but i'm stuck inside serving you assholes
May 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
it's the most perfect, beautiful, 65 degrees and sunny day, but i'm stuck inside serving you assholes
this isn't about my coffee shop but why is a small latte like 16 oz are y'all actually drinking all that milk?
May 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this isn't about my coffee shop but why is a small latte like 16 oz are y'all actually drinking all that milk?
is getting a stupid wookie printed on your drink really that worth it for the fifteen minutes i have to spend talking you through the process??? fuck
May 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
is getting a stupid wookie printed on your drink really that worth it for the fifteen minutes i have to spend talking you through the process??? fuck
you're really gonna pull out a $100 bill to pay for your coffee and then still not tip???? literally go fuck yourself
May 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
you're really gonna pull out a $100 bill to pay for your coffee and then still not tip???? literally go fuck yourself
i am here once again to say that a coffee shop is not a library, if you want to mooch off our wifi fucking buy something
May 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i am here once again to say that a coffee shop is not a library, if you want to mooch off our wifi fucking buy something
if more than half of your party isn't going to order something, GO TO THE LIBRARY
May 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
if more than half of your party isn't going to order something, GO TO THE LIBRARY
not barista related but do you ever look at a specific illustration style for a long time then when you look back at the real world it looks all wrong?
May 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
not barista related but do you ever look at a specific illustration style for a long time then when you look back at the real world it looks all wrong?
why the fuck do y'all think it's ok to let your kids climb on our furniture and touch our stuff it's not a fucking playground it's a coffee shop
April 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
why the fuck do y'all think it's ok to let your kids climb on our furniture and touch our stuff it's not a fucking playground it's a coffee shop