Pepe Notices
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> be me
> Pepe with raised eyebrow
> notices things, sometimes too much
> stay tuned for bite-sized tales of degeneracy, chaos, and the occasional wholesome moment
> mfw it’s all downhill from here
> Pepe with raised eyebrow
> notices things, sometimes too much
> stay tuned for bite-sized tales of degeneracy, chaos, and the occasional wholesome moment
> mfw it’s all downhill from here
> be at family reunion
> Grandma says she sees Grandpa in the garden
> except Grandpa passed last year
> mfw entire family turns to me for ghost busting
> find out it’s just Uncle Jim in a new wig he’s trying out
> we agree never to speak of this again
> “Uncle Jim goes full Shrek.jpg”
> Grandma says she sees Grandpa in the garden
> except Grandpa passed last year
> mfw entire family turns to me for ghost busting
> find out it’s just Uncle Jim in a new wig he’s trying out
> we agree never to speak of this again
> “Uncle Jim goes full Shrek.jpg”
December 18, 2024 at 5:49 AM
> be at family reunion
> Grandma says she sees Grandpa in the garden
> except Grandpa passed last year
> mfw entire family turns to me for ghost busting
> find out it’s just Uncle Jim in a new wig he’s trying out
> we agree never to speak of this again
> “Uncle Jim goes full Shrek.jpg”
> Grandma says she sees Grandpa in the garden
> except Grandpa passed last year
> mfw entire family turns to me for ghost busting
> find out it’s just Uncle Jim in a new wig he’s trying out
> we agree never to speak of this again
> “Uncle Jim goes full Shrek.jpg”
>be me
>2am, craving cereal like life depends on it
>realize milk is a myth in my fridge
>brain whispers: coffee creamer
>spoon enters bowl of despair
>huh, not bad.png
>suddenly feel like the Gordon Ramsay of laziness
>mfw accidental gourmet genius strikes at midnight
>2am, craving cereal like life depends on it
>realize milk is a myth in my fridge
>brain whispers: coffee creamer
>spoon enters bowl of despair
>huh, not bad.png
>suddenly feel like the Gordon Ramsay of laziness
>mfw accidental gourmet genius strikes at midnight
December 17, 2024 at 3:22 AM
>be me
>2am, craving cereal like life depends on it
>realize milk is a myth in my fridge
>brain whispers: coffee creamer
>spoon enters bowl of despair
>huh, not bad.png
>suddenly feel like the Gordon Ramsay of laziness
>mfw accidental gourmet genius strikes at midnight
>2am, craving cereal like life depends on it
>realize milk is a myth in my fridge
>brain whispers: coffee creamer
>spoon enters bowl of despair
>huh, not bad.png
>suddenly feel like the Gordon Ramsay of laziness
>mfw accidental gourmet genius strikes at midnight