bitesizedlex
@bitesizedlex.bsky.social
18, bi, genderfluid
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My parents are trying to get me to move out of my grandma's apartment because I'm an adult and I need to learn to take care of myself. They don't want her making my lunch for me. They think me not being here will let her "stop isolating herself" and let her socialize more. They said that every day I
you will not be seeing christmas posts on here from me
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
you will not be seeing christmas posts on here from me
my grandma really had to go and make my already shitty mood worse by saying she didn't care that i'm not feeling ok
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
my grandma really had to go and make my already shitty mood worse by saying she didn't care that i'm not feeling ok
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i have no words
i have no words
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i
i have no words
i have no words
i'm getting there.
yes this was a unity cup run
yes this was a unity cup run
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i'm getting there.
yes this was a unity cup run
yes this was a unity cup run
someone actually just let their dog take a shit in the middle of an aisle and walk in it and the dog left a trail of it with its footsteps im so fucking done
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
someone actually just let their dog take a shit in the middle of an aisle and walk in it and the dog left a trail of it with its footsteps im so fucking done
i will kiss the first person who buys me the CadDVD as featured in this video or gives me the money to do it
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youtu.be/_RFjHvTQ_CA?...
The Incredible World of Completing the Best Game of All Time - Caddicarus
YouTube video by Caddicarus
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November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i will kiss the first person who buys me the CadDVD as featured in this video or gives me the money to do it
youtu.be/_RFjHvTQ_CA?...
youtu.be/_RFjHvTQ_CA?...
Friday Night Funkin': VS jonathan V6.5 OST: Hellspawn V2
YouTube video by BiteSizedLex
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
- don't talk to someone for a long time
- start talking to them again randomly
- accidentally get them to start playing a game they previously hated
- they're somehow exponentially better/luckier with it than you are
- feel like a jackass for even trying as hard as you did in the game beforehand
- start talking to them again randomly
- accidentally get them to start playing a game they previously hated
- they're somehow exponentially better/luckier with it than you are
- feel like a jackass for even trying as hard as you did in the game beforehand
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
- don't talk to someone for a long time
- start talking to them again randomly
- accidentally get them to start playing a game they previously hated
- they're somehow exponentially better/luckier with it than you are
- feel like a jackass for even trying as hard as you did in the game beforehand
- start talking to them again randomly
- accidentally get them to start playing a game they previously hated
- they're somehow exponentially better/luckier with it than you are
- feel like a jackass for even trying as hard as you did in the game beforehand
irl has never heard of elden ring what the fuck do i do
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
irl has never heard of elden ring what the fuck do i do
"random" umaposting moment
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"random" umaposting moment
i mean i'm not complaining
that just guarantees that my next s-rank is ye shunguang
that just guarantees that my next s-rank is ye shunguang
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i mean i'm not complaining
that just guarantees that my next s-rank is ye shunguang
that just guarantees that my next s-rank is ye shunguang
so i got to try banyue in zzz's new story update and
not gonna lie
this might be the first character i actively avoid. not very fun imo
not gonna lie
this might be the first character i actively avoid. not very fun imo
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
so i got to try banyue in zzz's new story update and
not gonna lie
this might be the first character i actively avoid. not very fun imo
not gonna lie
this might be the first character i actively avoid. not very fun imo
i think i might be sick with a cold or something
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i think i might be sick with a cold or something
i found a character is TBOI that can kill the dummy with like. five items
Tainted Reimu, from Reverie: Make Good Omissions
Tainted Reimu, from Reverie: Make Good Omissions
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i found a character is TBOI that can kill the dummy with like. five items
Tainted Reimu, from Reverie: Make Good Omissions
Tainted Reimu, from Reverie: Make Good Omissions
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made this a week ago but forgot ti upload it
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Friday Night Funkin: VS jonathan V6.5 OST: Daunting V2.1
YouTube video by BiteSizedLex
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November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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i've been getting a bunch of ads for Pokémon Sleep lately and
why are they all actually adorable
why are they all actually adorable
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i've been getting a bunch of ads for Pokémon Sleep lately and
why are they all actually adorable
why are they all actually adorable
our delivery drivers keep leaving without dropping their orders and it's pissing me the fuck off
I AM SORRY THAT WE CAN'T HAVE THESE HYPER COMPLEX ORDERS DONE IN THIRTY SECONDS LIKE YOU WANT US TO, IT ISN'T OUR FUCKING FAULT ABOUT WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS
I AM SORRY THAT WE CAN'T HAVE THESE HYPER COMPLEX ORDERS DONE IN THIRTY SECONDS LIKE YOU WANT US TO, IT ISN'T OUR FUCKING FAULT ABOUT WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
our delivery drivers keep leaving without dropping their orders and it's pissing me the fuck off
I AM SORRY THAT WE CAN'T HAVE THESE HYPER COMPLEX ORDERS DONE IN THIRTY SECONDS LIKE YOU WANT US TO, IT ISN'T OUR FUCKING FAULT ABOUT WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS
I AM SORRY THAT WE CAN'T HAVE THESE HYPER COMPLEX ORDERS DONE IN THIRTY SECONDS LIKE YOU WANT US TO, IT ISN'T OUR FUCKING FAULT ABOUT WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS
totally legit run
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
totally legit run