bitter melon
@bittermel0n.bsky.social
if you know, you know. ask around to find my visual art and musings on the interwebs. find me IRL to chit chat or share awkward silences. bluesky is for my thoughts to drift.
laraaji stand up set rocked me
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
laraaji stand up set rocked me
sin bakery fans getting mid coffee one last time for the mems
September 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
sin bakery fans getting mid coffee one last time for the mems
they’re trying to make taylor & travis the white bey & jay… white supremacy is crazy
September 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
they’re trying to make taylor & travis the white bey & jay… white supremacy is crazy
wine coolers are to boomers as hard seltzers are to millennials
August 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
wine coolers are to boomers as hard seltzers are to millennials
thinking about getting transition lenses…
July 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
thinking about getting transition lenses…
it’s too bad that sports tap is not a gay bar
July 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
it’s too bad that sports tap is not a gay bar
28 days later but it’s love island…
June 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
28 days later but it’s love island…
what’s up with jeep owners and the dash full of rubber duckies…i’ve seen too many
June 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
what’s up with jeep owners and the dash full of rubber duckies…i’ve seen too many
watching strange days and i thought ralph fiennes was bradley cooper
June 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
watching strange days and i thought ralph fiennes was bradley cooper
scale is the lice of houseplants
May 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
scale is the lice of houseplants
shirley temple, the original mocktail
May 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
shirley temple, the original mocktail
totally freaking bananas that movies cost millions to produce
May 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
totally freaking bananas that movies cost millions to produce
pet owners are all infected by baby voice. no one can be spared.
April 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
pet owners are all infected by baby voice. no one can be spared.
i can’t believe i keep spending so much money on ugly orthopedic shoes… but i won’t be sore-ry
April 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i can’t believe i keep spending so much money on ugly orthopedic shoes… but i won’t be sore-ry
getting the band back together for a baby shower
April 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
getting the band back together for a baby shower
wait a minute… crocodiles have narrow snouts and alligators have wide ones, yet croc shoes are wide…??
March 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
wait a minute… crocodiles have narrow snouts and alligators have wide ones, yet croc shoes are wide…??
unpacking the phenomenon of townie fetishization
March 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
unpacking the phenomenon of townie fetishization
isabella rosellini is mother and mike white is father
March 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
isabella rosellini is mother and mike white is father
i wasn’t paying too much attn to women’s history month but now that i know about mary and sai on survivor 48 im celebrating women again
March 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i wasn’t paying too much attn to women’s history month but now that i know about mary and sai on survivor 48 im celebrating women again
missed connections: cj said they saw someone who they thought was me at the steel yard yesterday. it wasn’t me. they were white, had short black hair & said “not dana but i guess i should be flattered” WHO WAS IT
March 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
missed connections: cj said they saw someone who they thought was me at the steel yard yesterday. it wasn’t me. they were white, had short black hair & said “not dana but i guess i should be flattered” WHO WAS IT
i used to think sin bakery was the spot to go to if you wanted to be anon but actually it’s nitro. who are these people?!?? did i just crawl out from under a rock??
March 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i used to think sin bakery was the spot to go to if you wanted to be anon but actually it’s nitro. who are these people?!?? did i just crawl out from under a rock??
