Update after rumination:

1) Honey
2) CANCELLED!
3) Wood
4) Elizabeth Taylor
5) Father Figure
6) The Fate of Ophelia
7) Actually Romantic
8) The Life of a Showgirl (Feat. Sabrina Carpenter)
9) Wi$h Li$t
10) Ruin the Friendship
11) Opalite
12) Eldest Daughter

For context: I just borrowed $150 from my bf to pay bills

(I'm not pregnant)

What I want: to be able to send and receive pet pictures and memes and unimportant chatter so that it doesn't clog up our regular text log, and also for said pictures and memes to go away after opening so my phone isn't storing a bunch of superfluous crap forever

No I don't want to skip that commercial

This is actually so so funny but zero people will get it because you need to know deep bachelor lore and also intimate details of the past 10 years of my life