Smells like doge shit

There's a very good rumour doing the rounds that people have been accessing his golf courses in Scotland and pooping in the golf holes. One of my friends is a caddy at another course and says his Turnberry course is dying on its feet.

Shame on those “Italians” who applauded; are they the ones who said, “At least Mussolini made the trains run on time!” ? 😥🤷‍♂️

Fortunately, only an Hon and not a Rt Hon because he’s not a Privy Counsellor — yet! 😉

As usual, Farage is out of touch with the ordinary person! There’s a few reasons why someone wants alternatives: high cholesterol or veganism are but two! 🤷‍♂️