Jared
bj-slive.bsky.social
Jared
@bj-slive.bsky.social
i watch movies
Instead of returning its roots by constantly remaking the original Silent Night, Deadly Night, they should return to its roots by making more sequels which are largely unrelated to the previous films that introduce bizarre, off-putting elements
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I'm 10 minutes into the movie I'm watching and for the first time the character who was on-screen was the same one who was talking
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The kid from Love Actually is in ads for google now that center entirely around the fact that he was in Love Actually
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You sure about that? You sure about that that's why
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Looks like the big news of today is that Dick Van Dyke is 100 years old
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Alright, I'll say it. I don't think torturing Jim Carrey to the point where he had to be trained by the CIA guy who created SEAL Team 6 on how to resist torture was worth it for the live-action The Grinch
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Hugh Jackman's American accent sounds really strange. Sorry if this offends
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Here's my take on Paul Dano: why was his character in Prisoners named Alex Jones
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
People are always so weird about getting books on time for Christmas. But if they wanted it by then they should haves ordered them earlier
December 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Co-worker is watching Twin Peaks The Return and texting me questions like "why is the Man From Another Place a brain on top of a tree stem now?" and "why are there so many Coopers?"
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I get that they were contractually obligated to offer John McClane to Frank Sinatra and never intended to actually cast him, but that movie would be so much better with a 72-year-old Frank Sinatra as the lead
December 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
People love to talk about how Die Hard is set during Christmas. But nobody talks about how Die Hard 2 is also set during Christmas. And it's such a strange thing, because it strains credulity that the same thing would happen to the same guy on the same day the next year
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
A screenshot of a Chris tweet got suggested to me on Instagram
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Found a YouTuber who just talks about movie posters and nothing else. He rates them on a scale of 1-10, but they can only get the 10th point if his wife likes the poster
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
December 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sickening. I wore a t-shirt for one of the worst Beach Boys albums and everybody incorrectly identified it as a Christmas shirt
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Hearing Quentin Tarantino say that "the only holiday slashers worth discussing are April Fool's Day and Silent Night Deadly Night"
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I got this poster for See No Evil for really cheap because the listing said it was in bad shape (pin holes, tears, censor sticker) but I think they accidentally sent me the wrong one because the one I got doesn't have any of those
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Reposted by Jared
When Brian Wilson re-recorded The Man With All The Toys he added a coda from Joy to the World. Which either implies that the titular Man is Jesus. Or alternatively that every heart has to prepare room for Santa
December 2, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I could answer this in way less time
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
People love to go "can you believe that Emmanuel Lubezki shot The Cat in the Hat? or A Series of Unfortunate Events?? or Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow???" but I can tell. They look like movies that he shot
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Every time that I see a movie was released in 3D I think "I bet @coburnfilms.bsky.social has seen that"
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Gremlins stayed in theaters so long that there were different ads made for it for different parts of the year
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
When Alan Cumming showed up in Eyes Wide Shut somebody else in the theater yelled “Pee-Wee Herman!!”
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Roommate telling me about all the movies coming out these days directed by YouTubers
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM